KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 381 - 17th April 2010
HARE : ALL DICK NO BALLS
After a rather confused meeting area, beer truck took a wrong turn!!!!! Aaagh!! We finally all go together just off the road on the way to the Donsak Ferry Pier.
Fifty people this week a few short ones and the usual hounds are there. Runners set off first, walkers had to be given additional instructions which were secret from the runners!!
After a VERY short time several walkers returned, we are sure they were not on paper, major short cutting going on here.
GM opens the circle
Hash shit and hare in the circle. Now there had been many murmurings of shit run etc etc. Then GM asks the current Hash shit what he thought of the run. He very foolishly started his comments with ‘it was a good run’. He was about to say BUT, but the GM immediately jumped on this and it was decided it was a good run. Silly Crive, he did want to qualify the comment but not a chance.
VIRGINS
We have lots of virgins this week and the GM asks the circle for some respect, apparently a lot of the virgins are from his neck of the woods and he does not want to be embarrassed. As all true hashers we TRIED to comply with his wishes!!
Welcome to one and all, see you next week.
VISITORS
Two visitors this week: Bangkok Blower from the Philippines and a certain Red Mullet, who cannot remember where he is from. It was his birthday last week and I suppose age is creeping up on him!!
RETURNEES
Lots of returners this week, including our much missed RA, Bog trotter, our ex GM Ferral Flaps etc etc. We are also happy to welcome back Horn blower’s daughter and grandson. He was a dedicated Samui hasher until illness took over. He is however still on his feet but as incomprehensible as ever, we wish him well.
LEAVERS
Super spaz is leaving us again, feels like he just got here. No. 27 is off on his travels again, does he actually go anywhere or is he just after the beer? Then we have Corkscrew, any guesses where he is going??
Time for the Stewards to do a bit of work.
Ferral flaps and the REPROPATES
Our famous Corkscrew got lost. Oh my god someone was short cutting, could it possibly be Dipstick! No balls, it is claimed pushed/hit Ferral Flaps, we only have FF’s word on this. Strolling bones stole FF’s shorts. Crive our legend short cutter was short cutting!
FF is trying to confuse us, we all know he has been upside down in Aussieland, but give us a break. We have Corkscrew on ice then we have Dipstick on ice then we have FF on a double. What the hell is happening here, does he know, do we know, do we actually care??
We also have a new Hash Crash Ferral Flaps, aka FF, (I am getting bored typing his full name) fell. He blames someone else OF COURSE. Do we believe him, do we ....
Walking steward and the MISCREANTS
Main problems on this one is SHORT CUTTING, of course, we have all become experts on how to get to the beer asap. We have Wallace and Grommet plus two visitors/virgins, bloody fast learners!!
Remember guys the crime is not the short cutting, the crime is getting caught!!!
Piss bowl, fellow Hare got lost, could not find paper. Do you believe that one, hmm!!
The RA takes over to grab a couple of SINNERS
Bogtrotter has been chucking fag ends around the place. Slim is not only not wearing his special hash t-shirt but wearing a one that his belly hangs out of. You are getting this beer for special accomplishment.
They are on ice together, see we are a REAL friendly hash on Samui.
Oops RA not only does not have a Samui hash shirt on HE HAS NOT SHIRT ON showing off a ‘sexy’ front, ha.
Then we have a virgin Luke being very competitive for a virgin, he has to learn how to do this properly.
GM is back
RA missed some of the sneaks hiding the fact that they were not dressed properly (no Samui hash t-shirt). One of his own, a Cumbrian, is smoking in the circle!!!
Next week’s Hares: Bagpipes and Bogtrotter. Bagpipes decided some guy has to go on ice for being teapot, she did warn him before, well she thought she did, what the hell.
GM pulls in Zsa Zsa, Jack Lemmon Red Mullet, Fag ash lil etc etc etc way too many to name. For what? Well you know the drill by now!
Announcements
Food and drink at the Red Fox on 19th April courtesy of Terry, who is leaving Samui. Good luck mate see ya.
Food Red Fox after this.
ON ON
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