KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 380 - 10rd April 2010
HARE : WALLACE AND GROMMET
This week all 44 hashers met in the Soi opposite the Wat with the mummified monk direction elephant trekking.
Apparently the hares had sussed out the run before then went off to the UK; meanwhile someone else came along and polluted their site with shredded paper. So instructions were given to ignore the tired looking stuff and stay on the pink and yellow.
Everyone got back, all using the same route, a few murmurings of apparent short comings on the trail, but put down by the hares to the inattentiveness of the FRBs.
GM opens the circle
Hash shit and hares face each other in the circle. The GM explains the voting process to the virgins, maybe a little hint of how to vote. Anyway it is an overall success, and Crive remains the holder of the coveted shit.
VIRGINS
Tons of virgins this week, from all over the globe again; UK, Canada, Belgium Germany. They included Slim’s sons who look just a little tad different from him!! Some of the other virgins are also introduced by hashers and I am sure some have heard of us and came to Samui for the sole purpose of joining our hash.
Welcome to one and all, see you next week.
VISITORS
A couple of visitors from the Trinidad hash, introduced by No name bob. These people do not appear to have hash names!!
RETURNEES
Welcome back to Superspaz who has been away for a long long time. Others who have been away for shorter times include this week’s hares Wallace and Grommet who have been off visiting the grand kiddies, Slim who was picking up his sons or at the Grand Prix, who knows. Others like Black and Tan, Toblerone, Asterix, Corkscrew were off walking, running, visiting, getting pissed. Or all of the above knowing them.
LEAVERS
At first no one wanted to admit they were leaving, then finally one guy from Huddersfield owned up. We think he is in denial!! We did tell him how to find his local hash to prevent withdrawal symptoms, you all know what I mean!!
The GM is getting tired and lets the stewards take over.
SLIM, walking steward. MISCREANTS
Invites all of the runners in since he was in front of them and some point on the run. You find this hard to believe, well apparently ALL of the runners got lost!!!
Then we have another couple of miscreants and sin of sins No balls drops his beer!!!!! Aaaagh on ice my lad.
PISSBOWL, running steward. SINNERS
Just has to get Slim back; competitive walking!! Crive is up to his old tricks of whispering ON ON and has lost his much prized whistle, presented at the AGPU, this is an icing offense.
Then we have Juicey jaffas and No woman for not breaking checks, they reckon this is made up but how can they argue!! Now we have a whole bunch of them for check hanging, lazy sods. All dick was SHORTCUTTING a crime he vehemently denies, but in the end does admit to cutting a corner. So how do we define shortcutting!!!!
HASH CRASH
Yes a new hash crash none other than Corkscrew. He tried to deny it but we all saw the blood running down his leg. To busy trying to come first to notice the barbed wire, serves you right you FRB!!!
Assistant GM is trying to find names for two of our new hashers.
One gentleman, term used lightly, is from Finland and does something with money. Cannot find anything related to finance but red nose is mentioned, something to do with the climate. Finally agreed, not by him of course, that his hash name is
REDPECKER
His partner a lovely Thai lass is a masseuse, not much choice here, her name is
HAPPY ENDING
Welcome we hope you enjoy your new names and will be proud to announce yourselves by them in the future.
GM
In his usual closing generosity invites all those who have not yet joined him in the circle to come forward. Believe it or not there are people on this hash who are reluctant to do this!!!! Are they in the wrong club???
ANNOUNCEMENTS
May 1st, there will be a second hand sale, organised by the Rotary Samui. All donations are welcome and you must come along on the day and buy someone else’s donation.
Next week’s run will be nearer Nathon and will be an athlete’s run by All dick!!!
Food at the Red Fox
ON ON
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