KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 379 - 3rd April 2010
HARE : TUBBIE TWINKIE
We are outside the house of Tubbie twinkie and Pinkie lives next door. So now we all know where they stay, drop by any time for a beer guys and gals.
Forty of us turned up for this hash and all went off in the same direction, with a couple of extra loops laid for the FRBs.
Everyone found their way back; some came in from a different direction swearing they were on paper. Do you believe a few or many???
GM opens the circle
Hare is in for the verdict. For some strange reason Crive decided it was a shit run, but the majority were against him so he retains the Hash shit for another week. Must say Crive once you have it, it is difficult to get rid of it, so just enjoy!! (I am talking about the Hash shit here Crive)
VIRGINS
We have eight virgins this week mainly from the UK. Have never heard of the Hash before but will be looking up their local hash when they get home. Guess they enjoyed it then!!
Welcome to the Koh Samui Hash.
VISITORS
We have a number of visiting hashers which seen to include someone called Red Mullet??
Hope to see you again soon guys. Am sure Red Mullet will reappear in the near future.
RETURNEES
We have seven returning hashers. They have been everywhere from Penang to Chaweng??? They only do it for the beer.
LEAVERS
Googlie is leaving us for nine months!!! We think he is pregnant and does not want to be talked about since he is not married. Honey trap is taking Bags back to the big smoke, but neither of them wants to go; now there is logic for you. Maybe they have had too much walking that has affected their logic!!! Sasquatch is off gold hunting and will come back in November, can he bring us some free samples please!!!
Tubbie is off to the UK something to do with luuuuurv!! We might see her again??!!
Phil one of the virgins is invited to sit on the ice, yet another gobbie guy he keeps interrupting.
Walking steward Googlie found a number of SINNERS.
There is No name bob for short cutting, Zsa Zsa has her shoes off, an old sports injury playing up!! A few others but not too many since Googlie is such a good guy.
Running steward ALL DICK NO BALLS he is looking for the short cutters, not too difficult a task, plus other MISCREANTS.
Red mullet, once again, argues the difference between shortcutting and intelligent use of terrain. Claims age and cunning to be on his side, while All dick decides he is guilty of wilful and audacious short cutting not befitting to a hasher. Well only if you get caught!! It is not the short cutting that is the crime here it is getting caught; age and experience should win then!!
Further we have the usual girlie calling, by guess who? Not telling you should know that one by now. Then a shorter short cutter, is this possible Red mullet?? Who is trying to take your place?
Then we have two hashers on a motor bike and No balls GOT LOST but that is not surprising since he got lost on his own hash!!
We have a NAMING this week.
Lovely pooying with blonde hair who can shatter glasses
From now on you will be known throughout the world as: ATOMIC
The GM is getting a bit tired now and there is no RA to help him out so our esteemed previous GM Crive lends a hand.
His observations so far are the lack of use of the ice, fair enough. Red mullet can solve this problem. He also reckons the standard of dress in the circle is going down, there are people with no t-shirts on and a couple of them wearing bikinis (not men for a change)!
Next we have ex GM Red mullet who introduces more MISCREANTS
To start off he actually agreed with Crive on the lack of use of the ice and invited Crive to take a seat.
The virgin, who has already been on ice, just does not know when to shut up and is invited to swap places with Crive.
Then we have Jack Lemon and Mark for a breaking a rule that exists in Red mullet’s head, notice I did not say brain there!!!
Forest dump, ran as a non person, he turned up late and did not register!!! Tubbie twinkie is off to UK and her hair is blonder than it was last week. Then we have All dick who went for a hair cut just before the hash to stream line him and make him go faster and giving him an unnatural advantage. What about the bald guys, don’t they have an advantage, Red mullet is picking on the younger ones!!
GM has had a nice rest and enough of this nonsense so comes back to the circle.
He thanks all the pooying in true hash fashion. He also has to warn some hashers that they are not supposed to be sitting down, but is in a kindly mood this week and lets them off with a warning.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Food at Red Fox.
Next hash: next week, check the web.
ON ON
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