KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 378 - 27th March 2010
HARE : BAGS AND HONEY TRAP ASSISTED BY DIPSTICK
Today was a bit stormy and all the wimps stayed away, we all know who they are and they know as well. Total of 36 dedicated idiots turned out in the hope that it had stopped raining.
We are in the back garden of Wibs and Dipstick with lots of jungle and possible wet feet. The run starts down the road a bit and the circle will be somewhere else when you come back!!! Just to make it a bit different.
Everyone off in the same direction with a split later for the runners. One hare said 90 minutes for the walkers, Honey trap, walked for 90 minutes, think not. But then some did believe her and came back as soon as they saw water, did not want to walk with wet feet, poor souls!!
GM opens the circle
The hares are in for the verdict GM decided it was rubbish run and the “little bit of water” had apparently expanded since this morning forcing the shorter ones to swim. But since they are virgins no hash shit. Crive can keep it and thank Froggie for standing in for him.
VIRGINS
We have a few virgins this week, recruited by some of our dedicated hashers. All of them from the UK; Sara, Margaret and Alan, bloody hell another one!!
Welcome to the Koh Samui Hash.
B-liar can go on ice, cause he won’t shut up, so what is new there then?
RETURNEES
Bogtrotter, Bagpips, Fagash lil and B-liar are all back, they only wanted a short break from the beer, not really dedicated to the task at hand!!
LEAVERS
Lots of leavers again. They are off sailing, gold hunting, travelling, escaping, you name it they are doing it. Bye bye see ya all soon!!
LITTERBUG
Slim is on ice. He was seen leaving PLASTIC water bottles behind and what a behind!! Even worse, he left half his shoe. Make note here and check him for new shoes next hash!!!
Walking steward No name bob
SHORTCUTTERS
Lots of them in, mainly for swimming and not running, told you the little ones could not walk through or indeed on the water. Some of them turned back, because of the water, don’t get too close if they are scared of a little water!!
Running Steward Dipstick
SINNERS
Dips has decided ALL RUNNERS are sinners, well we did know that really. Special attention was paid to Red mullet who kept running when there was false trail sign, claims it was a rock not a coconut as previously explained. Is this nit picking or simply not thinking, possibly the second, he is after all a runner!!!
B-liar in an attempt to keep is feet dry took a long cut over the bridge, for this he can take off his shoes and stand on ice. He is now guilty of breaking our ice holder by stamping on it, no B-liar this is not the time nor the place for temper tantrums, just accept you were caught!!!1
GM has a presentation to make.
The RA has been after a proper RA hat for a long time and was looking for the kind of hat bishops wear. Habadash in true hash style did their best to get him what he wanted, you believe them??? So he is now the proud owner of a little bowler hat, kind of blues brothers style. Well is it actually normal size, must be his head that is too big.
THE LADIES
All pooying in the GM really appreciates all the support given by these young ladies.
TARDY ONES
How often do people have to be told the time the hash starts and they still turn up late!!! This also means they go off running WITHOUT registering!!!!
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Next week’s hare is Tubbie twinkie, last run before she goes off on an adventure!!!! Starts at her house but she will not tell us where that is, in case we turn up early!! Check on line.
Food at the Red Fox and lots of it.
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