KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 377 - 20th March 2010
HARE : Virgin hare by Froggy and aided by that dinosaur of haring Dipus-stickyaus
As the scribe if off performing this strange ritual that all Scots have to do at some time in thier life. I.E. beating a small white ball with a large club around a thing called a golf course. I have left my position of guarding the piss truck to Blue lugs,( bit like leaving a Red Fox to guard the chickens)
The run was opened by the GM once again forgetting the number of the run. He brought Froggy into the circle to give details of the run. Half an hour later after Froggy had described almost every part of the run the yawning runners where let to go. The walkers were held back for further warnings, then let to go. Even then Poor Froggy could not relax. DEAR FROGGY YOU MUST RELAX, if they fall over it is not your fault.
I returned to my post to await the return of the hashers. FRB was Piss bowl minus one dog, he wondered if we had heard him scream with rage after he had run up the first hill only to find it looped down and then climbed up even more steeply. Next was No dick just as disgruntled, you were warned. The rest of the runners and walkers followed in quick succession, sign of a well set run. Well done Froggy and Dinosaur.
Circle opened, and the run was voted a good run (forgone conclusion)
VIRGIN RUNNERS
We had four this week. two from Germany Gutren and Gurt, Tubby Twinkies Mum and Dad. One from Finland, Yanny who claimed to be a friend of Paviy, does she have any. and one from Glasgie Scotland, Kenna.(where were you Bagpipes when we needed a translator)
LEAVER
Do it up Debs is off on her travels around Aus AGAIN. best of luck and love to Don
Trailer trash is off back to GB to look after all the trailers in the park, she is leaving behind Black and Tan for a whole month, its ok Ill look after him for you TT. We want to be together also left for GB but will return ASAP.
MISCREANTS
Crive... runners steward., dobbed in B' liar not only for his flaming ginger locks but for short cutting, Trailer Trash for teaching lost Tiger dog to chase chickens. and Dip stick for nanning
Scouse B... walkers steward, said that all the walkers were so well behaved he had no complaints HUH
Gary Glitter was brought into the circle he is trying to raise money for Children.......... GARY GLITTER!!!!!????
We all voted to give him some from the kitty. How much do kids cost.
Only joking GG all the best this weekend to you and your team of friends raising money for charity
Finaly Crive was called in and denounced as a W.A.N.K.E.R. Ie Wife..Away..No..Kids..Eating..Rubish. He seemed quite pleased with his lot!!!?
Circle closed and as promised by Froggy, an enterprising Ice cream man turned up, and we all bought ice creams much to the mans delight.
On On to the Blue Fox
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