KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 376 - 13th March 2010
HARE : Corkscrew
Cannot be bothered with the usual details on weather and why or why not there are x number of people on the hash, suffice is to say there are 45 dedicated drinkers around and it they are actually runners, then they made the mistake not us.
We are of course in Maenam the home of the hare, lots of hills and jungle to say nothing of the flies round the buffalo shit.
GM opens the circle
In the usual hash democratic style the GM kind of gives a few hints. Like last week was abysmal how was this week, hmm. Ok it was a good run. Current hash shit claims bias but it falls on deaf ears.
VIRGINS
More virgins this week, you did not know there were so many virgins on Samui did you?? Once again from far and wide all enjoyed themselves, well that is what I am saying.
Welcome to the Koh Samui Hash.
VISITORS
Usik is still visiting, how long for, does he really live here??? For some reason Red Mullet decides he is visiting, probably his age and the fact that his mind is going!!!
RETURNEES
Hundreds of them again this week, they have been away searching for gold, hunting for cold beer, running around after their tails and fishing for the mermaids.
LEAVERS
Yes once again a bunch of leavers, do they really leave or are they just after the free beer?? All going for different reasons but we will see them back again.
STEWARD is next in
Miscreants
There are the usual guys in for short cutting, was that you Red Mullet, then Dipstick claims he was not short cutting, he was following Red mullet, baaa baaa.
Harsh crash is now B-liar, something about being framed. Always complaints!!!
Wibs is joining them, just because and Brown sugar was at the foraging AGAIN. Slim can also have his favourite seat, the ice.
Then we have another hash crash, scouse bastard was on his knees, now who says that was a crash, you have no idea what he was doing, he might have been praying, for the trail to end, or for a beer, who knows.
Corky said he was not short cutting and saw the beer truck from the last check so did what any true hash would do, he went for it.
Assistant GM
Calls all hashers with no Samui hash t-shirt in, there a couple on ice as well. (Trying to help the habadash here) They then decided to make a bobsleigh team. Well done you can represent Koh Samui at the next Olympics.
GM is back
Come on all you pooying, we cannot forget you, we love you, we need you, eh??
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Next week’s run will be near Lamai.
Food at the Red Fox today.
Red Mullet tells a blond joke?
There is one guy here with a Mr T starter kit, big white mark on his otherwise tanned torso, can tell it is a medallion!!
ON ON
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