KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 375 - 6th March 2010
HARE : CRIVE, NO WOMAN NO CRIVE
The temperature on Samui remains very high but this did not put off our dedicated hashers. Looks like many have recovered from the AGPU, took their time, but this week we have 59 people with the running problem. Crive will try and cure you.
We are up in Cheong Mon this week, very close to the beach but alas you are all going the other way, up to the road and follow the trail.
Some people apparently did not know how to follow instructions and tried to run through private property until redirected by one of the hares.
They all made it back in reasonable time, will not mention state of at this point. Some were a bit earlier than others; they did not follow the paper trail on the last stretch but followed the HHH signs which were still out on the road.
GM opens the circle
Hares are in, now Crive is a very experienced hasher and the GM had higher expectations than delivered today. So No name bob is finally relieved of the Hashshit. Better luck next time Crive.
VIRGINS
There are loads of them this week from countries far and wide; China, Taipei, Cuba, Thailand and UK.
Welcome to our warm and friendly hash. Well the temp is kinda high this week.
VISITORS
Several visitors this week, but then some have been visiting with us for a while. A warm welcome to the KSH3; Me joe slut, Usik (again), Constipation and Bali Liz.
RETURNEES
Some of our old faithfull’s have come back after short and long absences. Strolling bones, Brown sugar, B-liar, WC among the many. Excuses range from resting to shyness and not wanting to come alone!!!!
LEAVERS
Slippery is off to the UK, something about business or blah blah. Honey trap, where is she going without bags? A few others but not telling us where they are going (as if we really cared) or when they will be back but we know they will be back!!
RA takes the circles
Our illustrious RA calls I’m cumin but does not remember why. So they have a beer anyway.
Is this the early onset??
He then calls All dick and Bagpipes. Bagpipes won a One night stay at the X2 Resort and wanted to give it away. RA had suggested All dick since he is such a good person.
Since All dick does not, at the moment, have a girlfriend our visitor from Cuba offered to go with him. Does she know it is an overnight and not a meal???
GM is back in charge
All pooying are called in plus Wibbly Wobbly, she is fulfilling the role of glamour!!!
STEWARD is next in
Red Mullet
Miscreants
Now the steward was appointed post run and we know he is good at making things up so you can choose to believe or not, if the following are real miscreants?! Up to you.
All dick is accused of short cutting. Tubbie twinkie our enforcer was seen last night by the RA, she was in Schindlers list, guess which side?? No balls did not break the checks, Googlie swallowed, is that really a crime? Corky the legend runner did not run today says he was tired, yeh that Hash committee meeting went on really late last night!!!!
GM is back in charge
Right all of you sick people with the running problem who have not yet had a beer go in and keep the GM company.
Ok that is it, we are trying to keep it short this week to get to the announcements.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
BBQ at the abode of Crive and No woman. If you don’t know how to get there follow the car in front, they probably don’t know either.
Slim in on ice, because he hasn’t been there yet.
Next week is the turn of Corkscrew, Soi 2 Maenam. If you don’t know where Soi 2 is, it is between 1 and 3. Do we have to explain everything!!!!
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