KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 374 - 27th February 2010
HARE : JACK LEMON, ZSA ZSAwith assistance from TUBBIE TWINKIE
Incredibly hot just now, numbers are down a little, we total 45 hashers this week. What will it be like by April when we are promised anything up to 45 degrees Centigrade??!!!
We are down in the same area as the AGPU was, but different.
Runners and walkers went off in the same direction through the jungle; they would later split up but come back the same way, along the beach. Well most of them would, some made up their own route.
GM opens the circle
The virgin hares are in for comments. Only one negative this week and strangely enough it came from the current Hash shit, good try No name but it was voted a good run. Well done guys.
VIRGINS
Only one young lady virgin this week, all the way from UK. GM welcomed her in his usual polite manner.
Welcome, do hope you return to us next week.
VISITORS
We have a certain Higgins from Brussels, only came here for the Hash!! (sounds like!). Then we have Usik (? Spelling), he is from Bali but originally from Alaska and his name apparently means Petrified Walrus penis!!! I refused to ask what he did to get that name, ask him yourself.
RETURNEES
Not too sure they all left, think some just wanted some company for a drink but they all had the appropriately lame excuses again.
Oops Do it up debs is caught on the phone!
LEAVERS
There are five of them leaving this week and they all have tears in their eyes, they really do not want to go. Just come back soon.
Slim after all this time of Hashing still does the t-pot thing, so he is on ice for the duration of this beer.
The GM then calls the lady in black! She does not seem to know if she is coming or going, a beer might help her make up her mind.
STEWARDS
I’m cumin
SINNERS
Red mullet was caught asking for a lift, the easy way to short cut, as if he wasn’t well practiced in the art already!!
We have some fashion statements going on i.e. red short blue shirt, pink glasses to hide pink eyes perhaps. Then we have the pooying the only sensible ones among us, they know how to find the shade!! Then we are looking for the absent RA who provided much needed cloud cover. He is an excellent RA; he is not even here but knew what was needed, get you next week!!
Do it up debs
TRANSGRESSORS
Two potential hash crashes. The lady in black and our very own Black and tan. On checking the wounds Black and tan wins hands down, well in his case knees down.
Honey trap was having a problem distinguishing a dog from a water buffalo, apparently she was practising for the hash last night and is getting a bit confused, nothing new there then, what colour is her hair?? Crive, WC fields and Bags are all in for either FRB or short cutting, who knows they are all good at all of the above offences.
GM is back in charge
CLEVER ONES
He calls all the serial transgressors, known as the clever ones. Offences are mainly around the T-shirt issue, either fashion, lack of or none at all.
HIGGINS
Our visitor from Brussels has a few things to add to our circle. He reckons the enforcer is a bit confused about the use of suntan lotion and ices her down. Someone who said he was going home was lying, he is going to Rome. Then we have Black and tan for camouflage, Sasquatsh was boasting and Honey trap because!!
Higgins now introduces us to the finish version of the down down song. It goes like; well you do not really need a tune it is
NU down down etc
Assistant GM takes the circle
We have some namings this week. One lady who will be returning to Seoul will from now on be known in all hash circles as
SEOUL QUEEN
Next we have a lady from Switzerland who is good friends with Asterisk and serves in bars. Asterisk, obelisk, Swiss chocolate, bars. You will now be known as:
TOBLERONE
Then we have a Rod Hull impersonator, well his name is nearly the same. Your hash name is:
EMU
Save
GM is back in charge.
All the poor souls who have not yet had a beer can join us. Not too many of them left since we all behave ourselves so poorly.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
As per usual a spread at the Red Fox for one and all.
Next week’s hare is Crive, so bring your own paper. There will be a BBQ.
ON ON
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