KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 373 - 20th February 2010
HARE : DODO with assistance from SCOUSE BASTARD
This week the numbers dropped again, well some are still recovering from the AGPU, others have just run away. We know they cannot resist us for long so they will be back. Total number of runners this week was 56, no half but lots of dogs.
The run is up behind Lamai, lovely area with lots of potential.
Everyone off in the same direction at some point if the walkers are finding it too much Scouse Bastard will be there to direct them back to the lager site. The runners will continue on for some time.
OUR NEW GM (BLUE LUGS) opens the circle
Hares are in for the usual ear bashing by the mob. Not so many negatives lots of positives but the usual crowd are shouting for Hash shit, to no avail
VIRGINS
This week we have virgins from France, Spain and Australia. They gladly drink their beer but do have to be told to F... off when finished. The new GM is so incredibly polite!!
Do hope you return to us next week.
VISITORS
We have three visiting hashers from Sadao this week. They are Home alone, Rotten Johnnie and Same sex!!!
RETURNEES
They are all back again, as predicted. Bogtrotter, No balls, Number 27, Nerd and Sick as a dog. All had excuses for being away but none of the good enough to miss the beer.
LEAVERS
Lots of them leaving again. Wallace and Grommet, Strolling bones, Black and Tan, Trailer trash. They have their reasons from shopping to visas. Oh one of the new comers is also leaving, going back to Aussie, silly man, well not so silly, he immediately realised there was another beer up for grabs. He is one to watch out for.
STEWARDS
SLIPPERY WHEN WET
SINNERS
Pooying and Strolling bones were seen short cutting, well maybe they wanted some privacy!! Then Red mullet spoiled it by also short cutting.
Hash crash has to be awarded to French Letter, since she has two bloody knees.
PISSBOWL
TRANSGRESSORS
Do it up debs was gesturing with her middle finger, swears she was simply indicating the trail went up!!!
Honey trap and Steel rod are guilty of no calling, how many whistles do we need on this hash??
Lost in space and Forest Dump did not break checks, how many times do you have to be told!!
Trailer trash and Black and tan were seen having a little disagreement, Corky did not take any water with him and had to get from another hasher and the Nerd had a crash but hash crash has already been awarded for this week.
OBSERVATIONS
As very briefly mentioned in last week’s trash, there was a little fracas at the AGPU. Black and Tan is called for his part in this. Partly as a thank you and partly as a punishment. Thank you for sorting it out and punishment for not hitting the little b...... hard enough. That bit earned ice
Jack Lemon and Zsa zsa you are now being warned DO NOT FORGET you are the hares for next run!! This is clear with them now.
Assistant GM takes the circle
All attendees to the AGPU who were not pissed are invited in, Blue lugs and Red mullet now appear and for the totally blatant lie they can go on ice. Next in all Samui absentee hashers from the AGPU can have a beer. No dodging the next AGPU!!!
GM is back in charge
Sasquatsh wrote a wonderful song for the AGPU, which will be posted on the net, check it out. The GM put him on ice for not mentioning his name.
No Blue lugs you are on ice, you were mentioned!!
All of you have two weeks to memorise this song, so check it out.
SCIVERS
All those who behaved themselves and did nothing to earn a beer can go into the circle, you are not getting away with that kind of behaviour.
PRESENTATIONS
Red mullet is awarded not only a fifty run t-shirt but also a hundred run mug. Well done lad you will soon be on the 200!!
Habadash presents the GM with a beautiful t-shirt, donated by a young lady who thought it more suitable attire for him. Having seen it, have to agree, but will he ever wear it???
ANNOUNCEMENTS
As per usual a spread at the Red Fox for one and all.
Next week’s run will be roughly the same place as the AGPU, directions will be posted on the net.
See you all next week.
ON ON
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