KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
ANNUAL GENERAL PISS/PUNCH UP
It lived up to both, read on!!
RUN NUMBER 372 13th February 2010
HARE : FERRAL FLAPS i.e. OUTGOING GM
Well we knew there were going to be lots and lots of people turning out today, last count was 73.5.
This week we are on the south of the island on the beach. While explaining the route to any virgins that may be present the GM invited the SS contingent into the circle and Slim and Slippery were in for a special award. Since they are soooooo close they were handcuffed!!! Good thinking GM.
Walkers and runners went off in different directions but would meet up later and follow the same trail, round about the Chinese Graveyard, not the one in Chaweng as originally thought.
Bloody right it wasn’t in Chaweng, they were almost back before they left!!!! But then it is the AGPU and this is the day we ignore the drinkers running problem.
All got back in time, some took off their shoes to cross a little bit of water, wimps.
It was also noted that the handcuffees had managed, with the help of a barbed wire fence, to ESCAPE. Just goes to show what we are up against! Not to worry I am sure we will come up with a fool proof method in due course.
GM opens the circle
By decree of the outgoing GM there are no comments on the run this week, as explained above.
So it is straight down to business.
VIRGINS
Quite a few virgins this week, five in all from lots of different places introduced by different people, that is enough information for you to be getting on with, don’t want to confuse you.
Blue lugs and Crive are invited to sit on ice, new ice buckets have to christened, thank you.
Welcome virgins hope to see you again.
VISITORS
We also have visiting hashers, well done you made it to the AGPU. They came from places like Taiwan and Emirates. One of them was an assistant GM, special welcome to you.
RETURNEES
Lots of them have come back, they just could not miss the much publicised AGPU and we would not want them to. Who knows where they have been, who cares where they have been. Main thing is they are back.
STEWARDS
CRIVE
SINNERS
The RA presents above steward with Hash crash, he tried to deny it, of course, no chance.
We have the usual short cutters and bleating like sheep, they did not know, followed the hare etc etc. We have heard it all before. One of the swingers is on the phone, oops!! Visitor, Airasia was not only on the phone but was doing this in a prone position during the hash.
Slim thinks he will get his own back on the SS and produces a TOTALLY ILEGAL water pistol. This is immediately confiscated and he is, guess where??
ALLDICK
TRANSGRESSORS
No name Bob let it be known that he wants a Big Horn. Then I’cummin admits she wants a big weapon!!!
Do they have to air their personal lives/problems in the circle!!!
SS are back in and seem to be taking over, is this a coup??
Slim has to bend over for some strokes on his ample a...., not too many, he seems to be enjoying it.
For some reason Ferral flaps and Crive have to kneel in front of said SS.
PRESENTS
Many of our dedicated hashers decided to do some give aways today.
A couple of whistles to those who have problems with calling ON ON, this should help the rest of the pack keep track on them. Crive and Ferral flaps, being the most guilty.
Wibbly wobbly calls corkscrew for a gift. A beautifully handmade WILLY WARMER, no one would tell us if it was made to measure!! Come on one of you own up!!
This is much appreciated by Corky since he is going to the Himalayas, via of course the Philippines. Or to one of those many hash meetings he has to attend, when no one else does??!!
Habadash, Dipstick gives Tubbie twinkie yet another present, which she has to open and wear. A lovely ON ON G-string.
Next Bagpipes calls on Zsa Zsa and Jack Lemmon. Jack Lemmon receives a body condom to protect him from Zsa Zsa. Some people are confused so she gives a demonstration of throwing beer over him, well it could be wine or anything. This is for his own protection.
Hoi Wibs get in here, why are you on the phone????
Blue Lugs now calls on Lost in space and Crive. They have a rather long Bungee, is this to help the old boy or hinder him??
Next is ALL POOYING
They may have been misbehaving in view of the GM but that is never a certainty, so just in case.
SS have Slim back on the ice.
Now for the big event MISMANAGEMENT
Outgoing mismanagement are called in and give the appropriate thanks by the GM. All of them have of course done a wonderful job in the past year and deserve all the praise they can possibly be given and of course a beer.
Now for the BIG BIG NEWS.
Who is the new mismanagement.
Not many changes here. GM, assistant GM and RA are all stepping down and will be replaced by
BLUE LUGS as this year’s GM, he will be assisted in this task by BAGPIPES and B-LIAR.
The rest of the mismanagement have apparently been doing such a wonderful job, they are stuck with it for the next year. Adding a woodsman STOLLING BONES
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Wibs celebrated a birthday yesterday, happy birthday. Then wibs and dipstick also celebrated an anniversary yesterday. Congrats to you both, three life sentences so far, you are not getting time off for good behaviour.
The former RA has to tell the former GM to stop being such a cling-on and get the fuck out of the circle.
ON ON to Julia’s Kitchen for the real piss up and nosh.
A fantastic spread, lots of grub of all kinds, BBQ, salads, Thai food all of it great. Not one complaint, well done John and Oiy and a big thank you.
Live music from Mike, thanks. All of the hashers were a dancing, and a eating and a drinking.
A couple of them decided on a fighting. No more will be said about that.
All in all a great day was had by all, thank you for organising the event.
See you all next week.
ON ON
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