KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
6th February 2010
HARE : STROLLING BONES, BROWN SUGAR, AIDED AND ABETTED BY SLIM
Once again we are in the Maenam area, up Soi 5, 2km and turn right. Lovely garden area to sit around in, pity you are not here to sit. You know why you are here, to drink beer of course!!
Samui Hash is maintaining the good numbers, 61.5 people plus the dog. (0.5 was being carried on Daddy’s back)
All set off in the same direction, there will be a split later on for runners/walkers, if you see a big digger go round it, if you don’t see it don’t bother going round it. Everyone is clear and they are off!!
What seems a short time later the FRBs return, all bitching, only one check, too much concrete etc etc.
GM opens the circle
The Hares are in, lots of comments including that the run was set from the back of a bike.
Just as well it is virgin hares this week or they would have earned themselves Hash shit as it is, it has to stay where it is. Never mind, there is always next week!!! The GM is setting the run, good chance of it changing hands then!!!!
VIRGINS
Lots of virgins again this week, from far and wide. One was asked ‘do you have a name’ reply YES. Ok moving on.
Welcome hope to see you again.
VISITORS
Yes we have a couple of hashers visiting us from Bahrain, well they are actually English and Irish, what a combination, how do they communicate??
Names are UNPLUGGED and BUTTPLUGGED
Meanwhile the GM puts Blue lugs on ice for throwing ice at him. (Do not tell the GM is was Corkscrew)
RETURNEES
They are coming back in droves again. Do it up Debs, Corkscrew (both were down under?!). Have no idea where WC, Oscar or Froggy have been but they are back with us.
LEAVERS
We have two people leaving us this week to go back to the snow, now they have been on a few hashes and know some of the non-existent rules.
Why then did they have their hats on in the circle, was this a deliberate ploy to get a second beer? Well done guys it worked. Bye bye, see you next time we look at you.
STEWARDS
NO BALLS
SINNERS
No balls, claims to have been led astray on a short cut with Corkscrew. Have to come up with better excuses for shortcutting.
I’cummin did not shout ON ON but ‘I think it is this way’, oh dear my dear!!!
Trailer trash was being an FRB to the walkers and came back with ants in her pants and shoes and socks and who knows where else, she disappeared into the loo.
DO IT UP DEBS
TRANSGRESSORS
There is a virgin wearing definitely dodgy shorts!!!
Then we just as we want to award the Hash crash, the current holder, Alex, claims to have left it at home!! Now he can go on ice for this.
It was found it is also the responsibility of the RA to make sure everything is on site and it is his fault the Hash crash is not here. He then decided to pick on the current holder and claims he has an iron on chest of hair.
It is also noted at this point that Alex does not yet have a hash name but does have a very very red neck. From now on you will be known in hash circles as
REDNECK
FURTHER SINNERS
No balls was hanging around THE checkpoint (there was only one remember) and caught one young lad shortcutting. Definite hash potential there.
Habadash interrupts, something about lime or line, who knows he does have a funny accent. Do it up, quite rightly points out to a young lady this not a fashion statement and you MUST wear a hash t-shirt.
The hares, since they were virgins could not be put on ice, BUT, they can be invited for a second beer. That was a real hardship for them!!
JOKER BLUE LUGS
As always he comes up with one of his incredibly brilliant jokes!!! Something about Hitler, Eva and ballerinas.
RA now takes the lead
We have many namings to get through today so we will keep it short.
One hasher likes to run everywhere and was to be named forest gump but was caught out today, use your imagination here, and will now be known as
FOREST DUMP
Next up was one of our IT guys, used to be an altar boy. What an exciting life he has led.
NON STOP NERD
Yet another IT person, he has had crabs in the past but more recently was bitten by his Thai girlfriend, his dog was ill but is now better, or was it the dog that bit him, does it really matter.
SICK AS A DOG
FOOTWEAR
We have everything here from new shoes to stylish, totally impractical to flip flops, worse still flip flops with SOCKS. Many many offenders including Wallace, Strolling bones, Wibs, a virgin, pooying, Zsa Zsa, it just goes on and on.
GM is back
We are now at the announcements.
AGPU is next week. You did not know that did you????
REGISTER interest for catering and t-shirt sizes and numbers.
REMEMBER NO DOGS
GM gave directions but he will post them this week, we hope. Just in case down past Julia’s kitchen on the left. Don’t know where Julia’s kitchen is, turn at the flashing light at Hua Thanon onto the 4170, drive 3 kms turn left and you will see it, but there should be a hash sign there.
BLUE LUGS says he has a small thing. Thank you for that info!!!
Food at the Red Fox later folks.
Hoi Slim get off that ice, will ya!
RA is back
Now there are people in trouble.
Before the RA can get really serious Slippery is gobbing off again, on ice.
We have to leave the lager site clean, job of the HARES. Many things are being left behind e.g. a used condom. This is auctioned off and Zsa zsa is the highest bidder.
Next up a pair of shorts, own up, who left them in the RA’s car?
DIPSTICK did. Many imaginations are going wild here, Wibs finally admitted to being present when he took them off. See got ya all it was not Dipstick and the RA, you all have filthy minds.
Many more transgressors are called in. Bad boys.
More announcements
Rent a gob announces a mini marathon/marathon on 28 February and wants volunteers for the AIDS station or is that Aid stations??
Grommet reminds us all of the Valentines dinner, organised by the Rotary Samui. Need tickets contact Grommet.
ON ON
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