KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
30th January 2010
HARE : NO BALLS AND JUICY JAFFAS
The run is up in the Maenam area with very clear directions but cars had to be left on the road, all except the beer truck of course.
No freebies this week so the numbers are down again only 55 present including two small ones and our ever faithful Bianca. (she is the four legged dog)
There are several virgins present, they took a while to admit they were virgins, had no idea we meant Hash virgins!! Anyway all the 'rules' were explained to them.
Once this was clear(ish) everyone set off along the beach, they will have to cross a road and go up a hill.
Runners at one point go straight on and walkers turn right, or left, up to them.
About 55 minutes after leaving the first FRB returns, obviously has taken a shortcut. Claims he knew the territory and it was easy.
One very very steep hill towards the end, no one was pleased with this one but they did it anyway.
GM opens the circle
Hares are in for the comments. The GM was finding is difficult to decide if there were more cheers for a good run or more shit hash screams.
Finally decided it was a good run. Well done guys no Hash shit for you this time.
Hash shit remains where it is.
Meanwhile there is a virgin on ice for taking a phone call at the beginning of the circle.
VIRGINS
We have six virgins this week, many of them introduced by Crive and No woman.
Welcome hope to see you again.
B-liar has been up to his old tricks again and finds himself in his favourite spot, the centre of the circle on ice.
RETURNEES
Black and tan along with Trailer trash, Blue Lugs and three others have returned to us from many different places and celebrate this together with a small beer.
LEAVERS
A couple this week, one guy is going home and Bogtrotter is on ice because he was trying to pretend he was not going anywhere, or he forgot??!!
STEWARDS
ALL DICK
SINNERS
Ferral flaps was not calling, he did not want anyone to know where he was, in case he found a short cut probably.
Crive, Lost in space, Red mullet were all accused of shortcutting. Black and tan did something naughty as well.
SLIPPERY WHEN WET
TRANSGRESSORS
Alex of no name yet is awarded Hash crash, thought he had gotten away with it, no chance mate!! French letter was talking dirty, slippery should know, he is the number one in that field. No woman and friends found shortcutting.
Worse to come a pooying was given a PIGGY BACK!!!!!!!
WIMPS
Lost in space, was running back and checking the trail or looking for short cutters. She then accused Pissbowl, Crive and Marathon man of being too wimpish to call ON ON at a reasonable level. This was confirmed when they tried it in the circle.
GM pulls the scribe and the hash flash for a beer, apparently they had no permission to be in his circle. How the hell do you take photos from the edge or hear what people are saying, considering the uncontrolled rabble going on???
BLUE LUGS in charge
Steel rod has to be recognised for the burning of his prized t-shirt at the Outback bar. Bagpipes, Wibs and Betty boob are in for some reason, who cares we are getting a beer out of it.
Scouse Bastard is next. He offered to punch out the guy in the Outback bar, well done lad.
GM is back
Marathon man is called in and a couple more who have to be named soon, so think about it.
Juicy jaffas and WC Fields are under a brolly, they think this is Mary Poppins.
SHOPPED
Bogtrotter gave an unopen but empty can of beer to Bagpipes. RA has gone into hiding, when nice weather he claims it is from him, when raining he goes and hides!!!
We have a few breakaway walkers, Bogtrotter and Jack Lemmon, are trying to pretend they are runners!!!
There was some mention of the need for crampons and Dipstick was not sure if that is what was meant he thought tampons and Wibs can join him.
Pooyings are all in, GM suggested they should be on ice and B-liar being helpful sat on the ice for them. First time he has had four girls on top of him, I'll bet.
Rent a gob is selling cocktails to fellow hashers.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Please let Wibs know if you will be at the AGPU she needs your t-shirt size. No promises that you will get what you order but more chance of it if you tell her in advance.
Next week's hare is Strolling Bones. He gave kind of directions but check the website next week.
ON ON
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