KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
23rd January 2010
HARE GARY GLITTER AND FRIEND
THE JAILBREAK RUN
Directions to the hash site provided by Gary Glitter were very precise. At the hotel in Maenam. Lots of parking and parking attendants available.
Numbers are up again this week 67. What was the attraction this week; our fantastic reputation, the free t-shirt, the free BBQ or the free grass???
There was even a special jail built for us!!!
Once the rules were explained to the virgins, first task was to break out of jail then find the trail.
All off in the same direction with a split later on for walkers/runners. Lots of running to be done, we should know this in advance, considering who the hare is.
First FRB was in 75 minutes after the start with the rest of the pack trailing in up to 90 minutes later.
GM opens the circle
Hares are in for the comments. Some comments are unprintable but all positive. Voted a good run.
Before the hares can have their reward the RA, Blue lugs and Corky have to christen the new beer mugs.
Hare then complains he got an old scabby one.
Hare is invited to sit on the ice as a special thanks for the wonderful venue and the table full of food next to us, desperate to be eaten with 67 people desperate to get at it.
Hash shit remains where it is.
VIRGINS
A couple of virgins this week, Tim from UK/USA, think he lived there but has a UK passport, he is a bit confused, welcome to like-minded people.
Slim is on ice for having a big mouth and jibbering on and on. Due to this the scribe could not hear where the other virgin is from but welcome anyway.
VISITORS
We have one visiting hasher from Canada, hash name Rainman, he is here for two weeks. Look forward to seeing you next week.
RETURNEES
They are all streaming back to us, see they just cannot stay away. Slim, slippery, rent a gob, Tubbie twinkie and a few others.
B-liar is on ice and no beer!!
Welcome back, why do you even try to get away, you know we are stronger than you!!!
STEWARDS
PISSBOWL
SINNERS
Ferral flaps first in the circle, why? Because he did NOT shortcut, this is a first!!
No balls on the other hand did a spectacular short cut and was back in 30 minutes.
Red Mullet no calling. I’cummin, girlie screaming. All dick did not take ball and chain and was found polluting the environment!!!
SLIM
TRANSGRESSORS
Number 27 was almost a hash crash, Gary Glitter because there are no XXXXXXXL t-shirts.
French letter on the phone. Rent a gob, on the phone at the beginning of the hash and tried to pretend she did not know, ha!! A couple of guys are standing in the circle with their hands in their pockets, this is found to be more than a little suspicious. Tubby twinkie and partner, because and finally Feral, who is having a little private confab.
Next week hash hare is No balls. He promises to come up and even surpass the standards set by Gary Glitter.
He promises a sit down, six course meal, tuxedos supplied, Juicy jaffas will take inside leg measurements. There will be a 21 piece orchestra. Venue TBA.
LAST THINGS
Wibs was doing a camera auction, lost the bloody thing at the beginning of the hash so no photos!!
John is 45 today.
Alex left the circle to wander up and down the beach talking on the phone. ICE
VERY LAST THING
Gary Glitter thank you for an exceptional spread. Fantastic BBQ with sate, burgers, hotdogs and an enormous table full of all kinds of very very edible food. All set up in a style the hashers are not accustomed to. We even had GLASSES to drink out of!!!
The hash will never be the same again. It was more like the AGPU. We just hope we can live up to this but doubt it.
GM closes circle as the food is screaming at us.
ON ON
THANKS
Remember in the minutes of the last unnecessary committee meeting. French letter had spoken to the GM about a live band playing at the AGPU. Well there was something lost in the translation. The band actually played at this hash. They will be gone by the time the AGPU takes place.
A big thanks to the band we enjoyed the music, could have done without B-liar singing but there you go.
SUGGESTION MADE
It has been suggested to the scribe that the following be put forward.
Next hash should have the stocks present, with a few wet sponges etc.
Who should be in these? Well there is a constant private party going on with a few of the hashers, showing no respect to the GM or fellow hashers.
SLIM, SLIPPERY WHEN WET AND Co.
What do you think GM, RA???? Can this be arranged.??
Small final note; it has been noticed that some names have double letters one week and not the next. This is due the mood of the scribe and how many times she feels like hitting the keyboard and she makes no apology!!
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