KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
January 16, 2010
Hare : DIPSTICK
This week we are on the home territory of Dipstick and Wibs, 1km past the waterfall and up to the quarry. It was a bit noisy with the tree cutters going full pelt but we survived.
All head off into the quarry and follow the trail.
Walkers and runners on the same trail all the way. This of course meant that the runners were in and downing the beer good style before any of the walkers were back.
Numbers a bit lower again, only 54 hashers. Is the appeal of our hash wearing off or are they all saving themselves for the AGPU????
GM opens the circle
The hare is not available for comments so the assistant Wibs is in for the verdict.
Comments were all positive, dipstick did a wonderful job, as usual, no surprises for him. Voted and excellent run. There were some comments as to the FRBs not breaking all of the checks or not breaking them very well. That is how they remain FRBs!!!!
Hash shit remains where it is.
VIRGINS
One virgin this week, female who appeared to want to go on the ice, the world is full of strange people.
Welcome to the Koh Samui Hash.
VISITORS
One visitor this week, Highlander, guess where he is from?? No prizes for getting it right.
RETURNEES
Zillions of returnees this week, all those who had deserted us to go and play with the snow and some who claimed to be off learning a new language???
LEAVERS
Three leavers this week. Highlander, who Crive is trying to convince to stay another week. This might work as he appeared to be swaying between yes or no. But like any true Scotsman he still went in for his beer and was on ice. Shit now you know where he comes from. Another two leaving us and did not want to admit it, tough found out.
STEWARDS
I'M CUMMIN aka ENFORCER
SINNERS
Ferral flaps is on ice for lurking, this instead of short cutting, or was he waiting until the coast was clear before he would short cut?? The ice is also for last week and forgetting to invite one of the stewards for their report, well he is getting on a bit!!!
Highland and Red mullet, did not break the checks or did not do it properly!!!
BOGTROTTER
MISCREANTS
A few short cutters here as well, including Steel rod and No name bob. Then we have B-liar having sex on the hash, we think this is not allowed. Anyway he and his four legged dog were kissing!!!!! It is ok it is a bitch.
Wallace is in for prostrating himself, being attracted to Strolling bones and allowing massage to be given during the hash. Feelings between Wallace and Strolling bones appeared to be reciprocal. Steward became concerned with Omapon would looked as if she was on IV fluids, turned out to be an IPod.
ASSISTANT RA, Blue lugs
Many namings this week.
Mark from Belgium is on ice, mobile man??!! We know what that means.
Not much discussion needed for this name considering country of origin and the looks.
You will from now on be known in hash circles as ASTERIX
Next up please
Hold on, being interrupted by the virgin, put her on ice to cool off.
Steel Rod's missus does not have a name yet. Several options voiced but from now on you will be known as RIVET
Virgin has learned her lesson, we hope, and can leave the ice.
Selena from the UK. She works in a caravan park, no choice here
TRAILER TRASH
Now we have Omapon and Peter, well known from the Phuket visit, and the number of wines ordered and prior behaviour of throwing ashtrays.
Peter NUMBER 27
Omapon FAG ASH LIL
NEXT LOT
Jack lemmon has forgotten his Samui Hash T-shirt, or he wanted an extra beer.
We have a birthday boy in our midst, Scouse B. He has killed a pig and sent it to the Red Fox for one and all to enjoy and help celebrate his birthday.
GM is back
MORE SINNERS
Asterix and froggy are using mobile phones. B-liar let his doggy shit on the trail and did not have his pooper scooper to hand. Juicy jaffas, started the run SMOKING. Dipstick is finally back, was not here for the hare report.
At this point B-liar actually volunteered for the ice!!!
ANNOUNCEMENTS
AGPU is on 13th February, as you all know, or should, it has been mentioned often enough.
Numbers are limited this year.
All hashers with more than 20 runs are free of charge and automatically on the list of attendees, it would however be nice if you could let corky know if you will NOT be attending, for the numbers.
Less than that there are costs, mentioned several times. If you want to attend the AGPU please let corkscrew know and pay full amount.
It is now first come with the cash, first on the list.
RA
He decides to make an appearance after all the hard work is done!!
Blue lugs is on ice for questionable shoes, claims he has run in them 'loads'of times!!!
Then we have two Belgian guys who thought they had to push a car over the edge, the car was quite happy where it was.
Betty boob is flirting AGAIN. Then we have the usual t-pots, and various miscreants, in the eyes of the RA.
NEXT BUNCH
Steel rod, t-pot, was he not paying attention just now. Highlander, because.
Blue lugs can get off the ice to make way for Steel rod, he was wearing hash shit to help another hasher!!!!!
Dipstick is called for a bit of malicious checking, i.e. he sent the RA the wrong way, well done dipstick. Some guy is wearing extremely wierd trousers, which offended the RA's sense of style???!!!
Blue lugs is back with a joke, he can tell you later.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Garry Glitter is next week's hare. The run will start at the Mercure (or something like that) in Maenam. There will be a free BBQ, free t-shirt and grass supplied. Think the numbers might be up next week!!
Crive can now go on ice for asking when the next hash will be, duh!!!
FREE FOR ALL
IMPOSTER
Crive now calls the GM to ice. He came back from the run DRY then poured water over himself to pretend it was sweat.
Blue lugs now calls on Sa squache, gold miner, digger!!! Something about bending over for something!!! Turned out it is to opening bottles.
Finally they have stopped, circle closed.
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