KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
January 9, 2010
HARE : MULLAH
Very clear directions, go past the Tamarind Spa then a whole load of other places until you reach the hash site.
Numbers are down this week, only 56 people in attendance plus three dogs, of the four legged variety.
Everyone started off in the same direction, there will be a sign at some point for the walkers to take a shorter route. All set off in good spirits.
Some 45 minutes later a few of the FRBs came back claiming there was no trail and they just looked for the road and a way back.
More time later some runners and walkers came back, all complaining the lack of paper, the amount of water and the fact that the Hare got lost.
GM opens the circle
Hare is in for the dreaded comments.
A very surprising outcome considering the number of complaints that were being aired prior to the circle. It was voted a good run. This could possibly have something to do with bags of sweet popcorn being handed out by the hare, a bit of bribery and corruption going on.
Is No name bob ever going to get rid of the Hash shit????
VIRGINS
Only one virgin this week, a walker from Liverpool, does talk funny!!!
Welcome to the Koh Samui Hash.
RETURNEES
Too many returnees to mention them all, see they just cannot stay away! Ten of them are in the circle and oops Blue Lugs’ phone rings, well he can go on ice for that one.
LEAVERS or as the GM says DEPARTING
Seven leavers, bet you only for a short time though. Did I say ‘Short time’??!! Most of them are not really going very far but they wanted a beer. Slippery is taking his brother home, apparently cannot manage this himself.
STEWARDS
B-LIAR FIRST
SINNERS
Some of the pooying were foraging during the run, now this is very unusual!!! Why do they keep doing it, they are always caught.
A new hash crash our dear Selena, of no hash name, maybe this should be rectified.
Now we have Dodo, Zsa Zsa and Jack lemon. Against the advice of the Hare they still brought their doggies along.
RA is now in charge
UNSHOD ONES
The RA intervenes now and calls some hashers on their shoes. B-liar has been trying to hide the fact that he has new shoes, unsuccessfully of course. He will go on ice for complaining about the amount of possible bacteria they might have after going through all the water, nothing compared to what is on his feet or where he was trying to hide them, in his shorts.
Then we have Sa squash who is wearing the oldest tastiest shoes every seen. He actually took them off and went bare foot in the water!!! Maybe he did not want to get them dirty(ier).
NAMING
We have a very charming lady, who every time it is suggested she be named at the next hash, just does not appear.
She is French and a school teacher, a person of letters.
Your hash name is now FRENCH LETTER
She appears very pleased with this, until sometime later when someone explains what this actually means in English. She found this hilarious and is quite happy.
MULLAH
Mullah nows enters the circle and requests a joke for our joker, Blue Lugs.
A (gentle)man comes home the pub and decides to give his wife a treat and perform cunnilingus on her. Jumps into bed does the deed wife makes the appropriate noises, he is happy and goes to the toilet only find his wife already there. His mother in law is in the bed.
It is how he tells them!!!
GM is back in charge
TRANSGRESSORS
All FRBs in, Corky, Red Mullet, Crive, Dave. Did not even try to find the trail!!! No woman on crive, took a lift last week, thought she had gotten away with it!!!
PAINS IN THE ARSE
Several returnees/leavers for not admitting to being such. Bagpipes and wibbly in, bagpipes is on ice, all she did was try to give the RA some valuable information and wibbly was sticking up for her. Guess neither of them will do that again!!!
Announcements
Food at the Red Fox, thank you Blue Lugs, always worth going for.
Next hash: next week details TBA.
ON ON
A little footnote here. The GM, prior to the start of the hash appointed Bogtrotter Steward for the walkers.
Did you hear or see Bogtrotter giving his report????
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