KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
January 2, 2010
HARE : BOGTROTTER AND BAGPIPES
Past Hua Thanon onto the 4170 and up a wee dead end soi.
Another big Hash, with 57 people turning up, not bad for new year and no BBQ planned!!!
Slight variation in the walkers and runners routes but all set off in the same direction.
Lots of paper this week. Bogtrotter explained this was a summary of everything we had had on the hash last year, ankle breakers, barbed wire, jungle, plantation, meadows etc etc. But this one had a difference, it is a new year hash so there is a stop on the way. Whisky, wine, shortbread, guess who is from Scotland and or Ireland??
Everyone got back to the lager site.
GM opens the circle
Hares in for the usual ribbing.
Runners thought it was good BUT not enough checks, walkers also enjoyed but there was barbed wire. All in all it was agreed it was good hash.
Hash shit remains with present holder, yet again.
VIRGINS
A zillion virgins this week from all over the globe. Belgium, Hong Kong, Isan, Germany, Finland, Canada. Word is spreading we are becoming very popular.
They come here for the hash not the paradise island, do not believe everything you read in the papers!!!
We have a hash crash among the virgins and you know what happens then!!! ICE
RETURNEES
Four returnees this week, claim to have been working, eh!! They are all happy to be back with us, could they possibly say anything else.
The virgin is allowed to get off the ice, has to be made available for the next candidate.
LEAVERS
Five hashers are leaving us this week, they may think they are moving on but we know better, they will be back!!
ASSISTANT GM HAS A SAY
SINNERS
There are many ways to sin on the hash and these guys have found most of them, so Red Mullet, Crive, Ferral Flaps can all enjoy a beer with one on ice. Think they have perfected the art of getting free beer.
STEWARDS
TRANSGRESSORS
The poor hard working hares, Wibbly Wobbly and several others are in for some imaginary sin. They are totally innocent but are blamed for all sorts of stuff. Some commented they deserved an Oscar.
One guy is on ice because he comes from Cumbria and this in itself is justification. All agree on that one.
RA is now in charge
DIM ONES
Bogtrotter and bagpipes are in again, something about lack of checks, missed calls and lost phone. Also learned in past life not to go off track, due to things exploding, hence lack of checks, due to no goats (or women) being available to push in front!??
Wallace is in for being Wallace, good enough reason.
Next lot in
Corkscrew, failed diet. Habadash for not supplying the enforcer with needed equipment and enforcer, needing said equipment to be able to carry out her fantasy of wanting to hurt people!!!!
STEWARD Slippery when wet
MORE SINNERS
Now he is good at making things up and is not in the least bigoted. He has all nationalities in; Finish, German, French but note no one from his own country!!!!
GM is back in charge
BAD BASTARDS
Of course the pooying have to join us, they were foraging AGAIN during the walk. Then of course there is Eric!!!!
Announcements
Crive lets everyone know that of all the hundreds of people taking part in the fun run today 5 of the first 6 to finish were hashers. Oops, what is we say about competitive running, but well done anyway. Cheers guys!!
BLUE LUGS steps in
He has to award the Hash Crash and hash crash is on ice.
More announcements
Food at the Red Fox, thank you Blue Lugs, always worth going for.
Next hash: next week details will be announced by Mullah.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
ON ON
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