KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
December 26, 2009
HARE :CRIVE AND LOST IN SPACE
Maenam, Soi 1, drive several kilometres and find the hash site.
Word is spreading, there are about 60 hashers this week. Well there is a BBQ planned on site!!
Hares were making excuses about something to do with the walkers route being compromised by a little water buffalo!!
All set off in the same direction with advance warning to the possible lack of paper, Crive is well known for this, but claims the bad influence of Lost in space, made him use more paper than normal.
Some hashers appeared back down the same trail approx. Five minutes after the start of the Hash.
GM opens the circle
Hares in for the usual comments.
Apart from there being a check within sight of the beer truck, allowing everyone to come back, it was agreed it was a good hash.
Hash shit remains with present holder, yet again.
VIRGINS
Four virgins this week, introduced by experienced hashers. Well one of them says he met some guys in a bar who told him about it. A bit confused here, or is he the one confused.
RETURNEES
Wallace and Gromet have been away for a couple of weeks, but all in good cause. Another has no reason at all and one poor guy could not come because he had crabs. The GM knows the perfect cure for this, sit on ice. How does he know, from experience??
VISITING HASHERS
There are two visitors this week. Both have climax in their hash names, presume they know each other. Welcome to the Samui hash.
STEWARDS
Strolling bones, steward
TRANSGRESSORS
Strolling bones has to go on ice, as a steward he could not find anyone breaking the (no)rules, this is unheard of!! Or was it because he did not do much of the run/walk, he could have made it up to save himself, after all everyone else does.
Dodo and Peter, whats his name are found guilty. Slippery when wet and his bro are having a nice little chat, don’t they see enough of each other, no probably not, think they inhabit the local establishments when not hashing.
SINNERS
NO BALLS steward
Ferral, guess what, no wrong not short cutting this week, NO CALLING, FRB did not want anyone else to know where to go.
Some guy from NZ or Yorkshire (Richard) was too slow or something, just because he has a fairly muscular frame.
Enforcer, normally an FRB, walked this week, something about being tired.
No woman no crive, broke a check, how did she know, a bit of insider trading (is related to hares!!!).
Two cripples among us who claim they could not even walk, something about broken toes and sore heels/ankles.
RICHARD
Had to grass on the enforcer and nominated her as Hash Crash.
MISCREANTS
Loads of them again among others, our hare Crive, and lots of others for major sins, phone, smoking, resting, leaving circle, sneaky training, shortcutting. The list just goes on and on.
ASSISTANT GM
Some naming this week, two hashers who have been ‘coming’ for sometime.
One is a steel worker or was a steel worker, shall from now on be known as
STEEL ROD
Our body building Richard will now be known as
BLACK AND TAN
Pissbowl for some reason decided to sing Too sexy for...... he can cool off on the ice.
GM is back
GAYBOYS CLUB
Just about coming to the end of the circle, when next week’s hare will announce the hash site, when the guys in the corner start all their yacking again. Yes there are corners in a circle!!!! Probably discussing their pickup venues, so they can come and have a beer
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Steel rod is at it now, on ice.
Crive announces the Fun Run taking place next week, we did this last week but know what your memories are like. All proceeds go to charity, but there is no charge, go figure!!!
Next hash: next week, Hua Thanon area, TBA Hares: Bagpipes and Bogtrotter.
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