KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
December 19, 2009
HARE : RED MULLET, live hare run
This week we are in Maenam area, in the jungle, with about 40 hashers.
The hare set off ten minutes in advance of the pack and all the FRBs were on the starting blocks determined to catch him. Have never seen a bunch so desperate to run when there was no beer in sight!!!
Walkers and runners set off together with one additional little Thai lad who thought the silly farang were good for a laugh.
GM opens the circle
Hare in for the usual comments.
Some suspicion as to whether part of the run had been set earlier, this is of course denied by the hare. There was also a beer stop at one point, much appreciated by many hashers who foolishly stopped to partake of the beverage on offer. Did they not realise this was a sneaky ploy by the hare to hold them up and give him some extra time!!!!
Anyway, voted unanimously a good hash. Hash shit remains with present holder, yet again.
VIRGINS
We have five virgins this week, introduced by other hashers, well done guys, keep em coming.
RETURNEES
We have nine hashers returning to us this week. They have been in several different places and all with supposedly good reasons for having missed hashes. Welcome back.
VISITING HASHERS
We have the honour to welcome a visiting GM to our hash, he is also an ex Samui hasher, welcome back/visit.
There is another questionable visitor, Dung Beetle aka Hash pimp, he was thrown out of the Songkhla hash for immoral behaviour????? Yet another visitor from Singapore.
Welcome hope you enjoyed your run and our hospitality.
GM makes the announcement about the AGPU.
This will be 13th February at Julia’s kitchen just past Hua Thanon, directions will be sent to you prior to the hash.
Free for those with 20 runs or more over this year
250 Baht for 10 runs.
500 Baht for less than 10.
Run t-shirts and mugs will be given at the AGPU. Food and beer, samsong, coke, soft drinks will be supplied.
STEWARDS in
TRANSGRESSORS
Slippery when wet, talking!!!! Hashcrash went off paper and fell, says he was following Corkscrew who was off paper, excuses. Yet another following, what is it this week, sheep??
Oops another round of beer here a bit of pre-ejaculation going on, so what is new there??
SINNERS
Camel used a truck to get the beer up the hill, this is a hash RUNNERS, both hares are guilty of this.
GM was shortcutting, how unusual!!! B-liar hash crash twice.
Visitor Dung Beetle caught the hare as he came back to the beer truck.
Lost in space is celebrating a birthday today. Congrats.
ENFORCER
Dodo is smoking. Slim is talking, does he ever not?? Crive was phoning during the hash!!! Yet more misdeameanors caught by our too vigilant enforcer.
RA takes over
The new Enforcer, Tubbie Twinkie, is very enthousiastic about her job. She is given the appropriate hat and coat, which closely resembles the SS.
RA reckons she is responsible for stealing the ‘ARBEIT MACHT FREI’ sign.
We all agreed with this and sang the appropriate song with our arm at the appropriate angle.
GM is back and asks Blue Lugs for some information
Someone tried not to be a returnee, double up. All the Pooying have been misbehaving again. Then we need Camel on the ice.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Crive is hare next week, 4 peaks run.
January 2nd there is a charity run, 5 or 10 km, this is in the morning but the hash will take place as planned in the afternoon.
Bogtrotter, nearly missed him, he has a birthday tomorrow.
Short circle this week, apparently there have been comments/complaints that it takes too long, this week some commented it was not long enough!!!! Oh to be the GM.
After circle it was fun to see all the cars trying to get up the steepish hill!!!!
ON ON
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