KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
December 05, 2009
HARE : SLAPPER AND PARTNER WHO APPEARS TO BE NAMELESS
Hash site is up north this week, turn at the Picnic Basket and leave your cars out on the road, which the majority ignored.
Extra people this week, is this due to the freebie BBQ or that there are lots of people returning and visiting?? Anyway, nearly 50 and only one dog, old faithful Bianca.
Set off together along the road, we were warned this would be an Urban run. Walkers and runners are together at the start. The colour coordinated hares have marked the run with a mixture of paper and other stuff, like chalk and rocks. Runners did have a bit of a hill to climb, walkers had it easy.
GM OPENS THE CIRCLE
Hares are in for the usual positive comments, with current Hash shit with a hopeful look on his face.
Lots of orange dry packed earth that turned gooey when stepped on, up to ankle gooey. Lots of concrete, but a big improvement on their last one. All in all a good hash, sorry No name you retain Hash shit for another week.
VIRGINS
We have no less than five virgins this week, some from UK some from Canada. Apparently went to Red Fox for a drink last night and got talked into the Hash, well done whoever.
Swear they will do it again when they get home.
VISITORS
Either on holiday or here for a longer time, looking for work. The most noted one was Vibrator who gave us his phone number, for emergency use only, ladies or gents welcome. 0911 911 911.
RETURNEES
PIRATES: Red mullet and Bogtrotter deserted the hash in favour of sailing, well Bogtrotter did not do much of that.
Slim is on ice for having a big mouth (what a surprise) and making too much noise.
STEWARDS
RED MULLET, first steward in.
SINNERS
Corkscrew is in training for the Himalayas and drinking low cal beer, sorry it is not working.
Slim is on the same diet and still on ice.
Dipstick tried to bribe the steward to tell Wibbly Wobbly he was not running. This proves you cannot trust the steward, or is it just Red Mullet???
Ferral flaps for casting aspersions. B-liar has to take the ice from Slim for not running and shortcutting the walkers trail. Slim flashes his ass, charming sight!!
CRIVE is the next steward.
TRANSGRESSORS
Lost in space, no shouting on trail and led people up the wrong trail.
All dick is once again and FRB.
No name Bob is wearing a bra.
SLIPPERY WHEN WET last steward
SCALLYWAGS
Slim and partner are too busy discussing last night’s capers to pay attention.
No woman no Crive was spied at the market.
B-liar is still in his favourite spot.
RA is doing a turn
INFEDILES
Virgin being a t-pot. Another virgin with totally weird shoes and they are new.
B-Liar is still on ice and is awarded the SCB.
Bogtrotter went to Aussieland to sail and broke everything he touched on the boat.
CHEAPSKATES
B-liar can finally get off the ice to make space for Slippery. Oops Slippery can get up again another virgin transgressor, sitting!!!! Ok now do the same on ice
All dick can have a double, not only was he late but forgot his ball and chain AGAIN and we don’t think he paid, freebie running.
Another freebie runner, Feral flaps ran and had not paid!!! Said ATM was not working ha ha.
HASHCRASH
We have a new Hash crash this week, Dipstick has blood on him and he is trying to hide behind Wibbly Wobbly. Will not tell you the rude remark made by someone at this point, she is my friend.
So Brown Sugar can hand over to Dipstick.
GM is back in charge
Blue lugs thank you for doing a great job on the BBQ come and cool down. Then another fifteen in for no apparent reason, just on a whim of the GM. Who the bloody hell does he think he is? The GM, oh, ok.
MAD HATTERS
You guys think this a tea party. Hats off in the circle, show some respect. B-liar and Do it up debs are on ice together. Do it up debs is leaving us again. There are people leaning all over the place here, get in.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
There is a new Hash magazine being published about four times a year and can be delivered to the Red Fox. Anyone interested.
GM would like to thank the local restaurant for letting us use their car park, hares can pass this on to the owner.
Next hash : Next week, up north Crive and No woman no Crive are the hares. BBQ at their place after circle for anyone interested, bring your own eats.
RED MULLET announced the pre xmas hash will have live hare, ten minute start. Let’s do our best and catch him.
ON ON
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