KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
November 28, 2009
HARE :BLUE LUGS
Hash site is round past the Aquarium about 1 click on the right.
About 40 people turned up this week, no small ones and only a couple of dogs, well the four legged type anyway.
Everyone set off together down to the beach. Off the beach across the road and up the hill.
Runner and walkers go their separate ways round the lake in opposite directions. Everyone got back safe and sound, some earlier than others, some VERY early indeed. Claim they could not make the hill!!!
GM OPENS THE CIRCLE
Hare is in for the comments, with current Hash shit with a hopeful look on his face.
Comments this week, awesome, love it, an athletes' run set by an athlete!! What are they after, has the hare bribed them with promise of free beer at the Red Fox??
Voted a good run.
Sorry No name Bob you retain the hash shit for another week.
VIRGINS
Three virgins this week, two of them introduced by Gary Glitter and Slim.
They have to have another beer, they drank the first one too quick, these people are going to be true Hashers!! Tubbie Twinkie is joining them for hands in pocket, you didn't know that was breaking the rules did you??
RETURNEES
Hundreds of them this week. Crive can go on ice for a while.
We can welcome back No woman no crive, Mullah, Strolling bones, SOS, Slumdog, Honey trap, Bags, if anyone is missing from the list tough.
LEAVERS
I'cummin is leaving us for a long long time, she is going off with her sugar daddy or in search of one?? She won't be back until next year.
Crive is still enjoying the ice.
RETURNEES
Peter and Omapon missed the first round, thought we wouldn't notice. Don't think!!
Crive is no longer on ice, bum is frozen so he can get up
SINNERS
Mullah is on ice for talking to ladies and I use the term loosely. All dick, Gary Glitter, Ferral, Cork screw, Crive, Tubbie twinkie and probably more. Sins ranged from short cutting , of course, and who might have been doing that?? Not calling or not calling loud enough for fellow hashers to hear. Someone ran the walkers trail.
STEWARD
VAGABONDS
Hash flash had an unofficial beer stop on the way to the Hash, don't actually see anything wrong with that, what do hashers do???
Brown sugar is this week's hash crash the we have Wibbly wobbly for short cutting AND she can go on ice for spillage as well as playing with her tits, claims there is something in there!!! Wallace thought he had escaped notice of shortcutting ha ha, got ya.
MISCREANTS
Who has new shoes and tried to hide it, no chance Bags!! Honey trap can join you. Same goes for Strolling bones and partner in crime.
Have a good one, one shoe each.
Blue lugs takes over and gives the GM a break
Dipstick can sit on ice to celebrate his birthday. Blue lugs also thanks him for helping out with the trail, he did the easy bits!
MISFITS
Well that heading covers everyone I would think but there are a few exceptional ones among us.
Including: Wallace and Grommet, WC Fields, Gary Glitter, Zsa Zsa, Astrid etc etc. The biggest one being B-liar who can, guess what, go on ice!!!
GM is back
MISFITS
Apparently Blue lugs missed some of the misfits which the GM rectifies and invites: Bagpipes, Hash flash, No name Bob, Slim, guy with wet trousers etc etc
MORE SINNERS
B-liar, just stay where you are. Slim, Mullah and Grommet are joining you, well not on the ice.
NAMING
Put your thinking hats on for next week. Peter and Omapon will be named next week. What do we know about them, well Peter likes the number 27 since he orders glasses of wine by that number, Omapon likes throwing ashtrays and Peter likes catching them with his head. So try and come up with something appropriate.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Food at the Red Fox, Lamai for those who are hungry and more importantly still thirsty.
There is a Gay party at X2 this evening for anyone interested. Scribe will check it out later and report back next week.
Next hash : Next week, up north and it will be a BBQ hash in honour of the King's Birthday.
Thought the circle was closed but there is some nonsense talk of doilies and this has to be explained to our poor GM by WC Fields and Tubbie Twinkie, who is not a native
English speaker??
DOILY noun (plural doilies) a small ornamental mat made of lace or paper put on a plate under sweet food. ORIGIN C17 (orig. denoting a woollen material for summer wear): from Doiley or Doyley, the name of a C17 London draper.
This is taken from the Oxford English Dictionary, just so you all know.
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