KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
November 21, 2009
HARE : B-LIAR
Follow the road 4170 till you find the hash sign, turn in and keep going till you see the site. Those were the very rough instructions to the hash site. Ok we all finally made it, thank you B-liar for the directions!!
Thirty plus people of different sizes, both in girth and height and a zillion dogs.
The walkers and runners set off together, follow the same trail until the hare tells them where to go. Down towards the beach into the trees and lots of brambles. Some claim it was very confusing, but then what do you expect with this week's hare???
Walkers were back first with the runners coming in shortly after, many scratches and cuts among both groups.
GM OPENS THE CIRCLE
Hare is in for the comments and some hope hash shit.
This week's run was found to be confusing, crap, interesting.
It is a fifty fifty split, sorry No name Bob you are stuck with the Hash shit for the time being.
VIRGINS
Lots of virgins this week, five in all. One of whom is iced for daring to park his bike in the circle area. So he didn't know, well he won't forget next time will he!!!!
RETURNEES
A few returnees, Gary Glitter and friend of no hash name, in fact it is so long since she was last here GM thought she was a virgin, have to rectify that!! Slippery when wet turned up last week at the Red Fox, but did not know where to go and had no cell phone so he went home. Is this a true dedicated hasher???
SINNERS
Gary Glitter was late, what does he do to his staff if they are late, yes they get punished so GG ON ICE. Dodo and Pissbowl cannot decide who the dog in the circle belongs to, so they can both go in. Slim was checking and found a TRAIL, a false one but he found one!!!!! I cumin scratched her leg and asked pissbowl to lick it better, or he asked her if he should lick it. Who do you believe??
TRIPPERS??
This is a historical hash SLIM found a trail!!! Hash flash thought it a good idea for Slim to double up since he has now become an FRB. Tubbie twinkie is joining the FRB. There was a comment about who laid this bloody trail, GM!!! There is not enough paper B-liar, come and join us.
TERRORISTS
Oh me god there are two virgins propping up a car, don't they know the cars are left to their own devises during the circle.
There are a number of hashers NOT sporting a Samui hash t-shirt.
Then we have the duo Grommet (or is it Wallace) is being totally disruptive and causing problems on the peripheries of the circle. Then there is Dipstick who is gobbing off about the other hashers trying to get them into trouble.
POOYING FORAGERS
They are at it again, foraging on someone else's land, will they never learn? It was pointed out that at least they have stopped using implements.
BUCKIN BRONCOS
Slippery and Slim are on ice together and appear to be enjoying it?!
And who is that on the phone, not only did it ring, he is actually having a conversation, come Jack Lemmon.
JUST BECAUSE MOD SQUAD
We have some people sitting, claims not to be since it was a coconut, ha. Slippery is at is again, several others who are totally out of order, if they do not know why, that is their problem, CHECK THE RULES!!! Oops a teapot!!
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Food at the Red Fox, Lamai for those who are hungry and more importantly still thirsty.
Hares and hashers please note: HASH START TIME IS NOW 15.30.
Next hash : Next week, hare Blue Lugs.
ON ON
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