KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
November 14, 2009
HARE :NO NAME BOB, B-LIAR
No name bob decided to set the run in and around Lamai, so we met at his place. Nice setting, lots of parking and lots of space for the circle.
About 30 hashers this week, a few virgins, some middle sized people a few dogs, who are very well behaved, in fact better behaved than their owners most of the time.
Set off from Bob's place through the houses and out onto the street. Through Lamai to Hinta Hinya and back along some beach back onto the streets of Lamai to the beer truck.
This was the perfect hash for short cutters, everyone knows the streets of Lamai and many of them gave up on the paper and took the shortest route they knew to get back to the beer.
GM OPENS THE CIRCLE
Hares are in for the verdict.
Not many people thought it a good run. Our hashers do not like running on the streets, they want fresh air and countryside and hills, bloody idiots, who wants hills.
No name Bob tried to use a broken collar bone as an excuse, fell off his bike.
Sorry did not work No name. He is not only awarded the hash shit but also hash crash!!!
During this time Pissbowl is put on ice for being a gobby git.
VIRGINS
There are a few virgins this week, one guy from UK, one guy who is actually a hasher called Fog and another guy from somewhere. Slim was gibbering so much rubbish next to the scribe she could not hear what was being said in the circle.
Fog being a hasher should have known better than to claim being a virgin so he can sit on ice for being dumb.
VISITORS
We have one visiting hasher, Fog, who remains on ice for trying to get an extra beer.
RETURNEES
Several returnees this week but GM would not let the hashers who went to Phuket be returnees, don't see why not.
We welcome back Gohawks, Dodo, Pissbowl, and a few more who's names escape me, maybe they don't have names.
STEWARD
No steward for the run this week, but Bagpipes had to report on the misdemeanours from the Phuket weekend.
Wibbly wobbly, Dipstick, Wallace and Gromet were found guilty of instigating an unofficial circle at the poolside on the Friday evening.
Slim at this time knew where the toilet was but neglected to tell anyone so Bagpipes and Bogtrotter let everyone use their room toilet. Slim can go on ice for this.
Nothing to report from the Saturday BUT Sunday. Our alcohol free day!!!! Jack Lemmon and Zsa zsa started drinking at 12.30 but made everyone else drink. Then Corkscrew made it worse by bringing bottles of wine to the table. And so the day continued. Another hasher then ordered 27 glasses of wine for 9 people. Zsa zsa heard Jack say something she did not like so he wore two glasses of red wine, doubles for them.
Bogtrotter was drinking the shitty red wine at the poolside and beer at the table, said someone made him do it!!!!
GM
Corkscrew is thanked by the GM for organising the weekend, he did a fine job. Everyone is grateful, thank you. Shame about the hotel, pity Red mullet is not around since it was his recommendation. Learn from this Hashers do not believe a word the RA says!!!
Meanwhile just as corkscrew is about to leave the circle the GM puts him on ice. He is selling us beer cans that are half empty, on ice my lad.
Oops Jack Lemmon is on the phone, come hither.
VAGABONDS
Pinkie is sitting, how many times do they have to be told. All dick was at the competitive running AGAIN. Slim is on ice, he likes it.
Pooying Dreamboats
All pooying in the circle, oops Shirt lifter can go on ice, she tried to run off and answer the phone.
They all drink their beer and are about to leave but the GM wants them to stay, makes him feel tall.
SINNERS
Now dipstick is being a grass and dropping people in it. Slim has no hash t-shirt on after the great expense and work by the habadashers he comes out with some excuse about an iron and a woman. Never heard of equality or body heat.
Jack Lemmon, Zsa Zsa and No name bob are in again for some crime totally made up.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Next hash : Next week, hare B-liar
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