KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
October 31, 2009
HARE : ALL DICK NO NUTS
This week’s Halloween run started off in Huathanon, it ended there as well! Up the side of the woodstore to the site.
A few more runners this week, 31 which included two middle sized runners plus a couple of dogs, four legged kind thank you.
Some of the more diligent hashers did make the effort to dress up for Halloween, only women of course. On saying that most of the men don’t have to dress up.
We all set off together up the steepest hill you have ever seen and in a very short time come to a check. All our faithful runners go off in different directions. Search and search to all points of the compass. Ha it was a check back, sneaky.
Finally find paper again and off we go up another hill, break off, walkers go straight, runners keep going up.
We all meet up again on route and get back to the beer truck, a few stragglers, who lost the paper and went for the smell of the beer instead, but they made it.
GM OPENS THE CIRCLE
Hare is in for the verdict.
Now remember last week who go the Hash Shit, do you think he wants rid of it!!!
No luck this week mate, it was voted a GOOD run.
VIRGINS
Lots of virgins this week, some of them are on holiday others live on the island and have done for years.
The GM was struggling AGAIN with his grasp of the English language. He does not know what the scantibar is, only one in the circle who did not have clue. Did we not teach those bloody convicts any English skills before we sent them overseas.
RETURNEES
Lots of returnees this week. B-liar, Slippery when wet, Blue lugs, Hash flash, Gary Glitter, No name Bob, Slum Dog etc.
Apparently Slippery’s memory is going, it only takes missing one Hash for him to forget a hash t-shirt, maybe the ice will bring back his memory.
LEAVERS
We are really sad to say our Hash Flash only came back to say goodbye. She is going back to Australia to go round the country on a Harley!!! Do we feel jealous?? Naah stupid thing to do!! But why so many green faces.
STEWARDS
We had the usual crap going on, short cutting, denial, FRBs, silent calling. Dipstick dobbed in the RA, think he might pay for that one later
Corkscrew makes the ice this week, he was very bad, but that was not the crime as we all know, the crime is he got caught.
RA takes over
SINNERS
In fact the RA did a lot of praying, cause he lost the trail and low and behold, his prayers were answered when Ferral popped up in front of him. His prayers were answered and Ferral could not escape the fact that he had short cutted. (Special use of English for Ferral)
Dipstick can go on ice for sooking up to the GM and dropping the RA in it. I’m cumin is called on for silent calling, eh?
Strolling bones is asked for a note and walks into the circle, who is not paying attention then??
The scribe lost it at some point, the RA was rabbiting on so much she fell asleep, must have got strolling bones the same way. Did someone give him something?
WHATEVER MISCREANTS
Tubbie twinkie had to give a demo on how a refined hasher puts on socks and shoes. It involved hiking your skirt up, fag in mouth, and foot on nearest motor vehicle, very elegant. It was noticed that she also wears g-string socks.
B-liar is ranting and shouting in the back ground, attention seeking, bad childhood!
Oops All-dick is not paying attention, did not hear the call for a note. (Told you the RA is on something this week)
LATECOMERS/NON REGISTERING
Gary Glitter, No name Bob and Spit or swallow. ALL turned up late but not only that did not register or pay, aaaagh.
HASH CRASH
Yes we have a new Hash Crash. Slum Dog. B-liar happily hands over the Hash Crash to fellow country man Slum Dog. Is this a nationality trait??
GM is back in charge
VARIANTS
Ok what do we have now. People going for world records??? Rebels, t-pots, private parties, resting on trucks. Blame the RA, again.
THESE LOT
Another bunch of them that have been so good they thought to escape the attention of the GM and the RA. Ha not so easy, one of them might not be too good on the English front and the other one practices a bit too much, but you were noticed guys.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Hash committee meeting Tuesday 3rd November, 19.00 Red Fox, Lamai
Next hash : Phuket After that TBA
ON ON
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