KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
October 24, 2009
HARE : FERRAL FLAPS
The run was near Chaweng this time, up the road to the Jungle Club turn off and go direction of the golf club.
There are only 21 runners this time, is this due to the notorious location or the notorious hare???
Runners and walkers set off together with a split off for the runners later on. It seems the trail was none too clear and there were many many grumbling complaints as people returned to the beer wagon, oops!!!
GM OPENS THE CIRCLE
Hare is in for the verdict.
Now the Hare happens to be the GM, who prior to the run told one and all that this was a wonderful run, virgin territory, (disputed fact), beautiful views, hidden coupons for prizes later on (bribery) etc etc etc. Was this the defence prior to what turned out to be SHIT RUN.
He is accused of misrepresentation on all fronts. Unanimous it is SHIT so the GM is awarded the HASH SHIT.
RETURNEES
Mullah is returning, he did only turn up for the circle, not the run. He thought it would be unfair to run since he had helped to lay the paper. Suspicion is aroused, is this help relevant to the fact that the run was shit and he was the current holder the of the HASH SHIT, one has to wonder!!! Slapper is also returning after a holiday spent chasing a certain Clooney, to no avail.
LEAVERS
Mullah is leaving us again, see he only came back to get rid of the HASH SHIT.
STEWARDS
Slim and Red Mullet are this week’s stewards.
MISCREANTS
Slim is not very observant and could only call Strolling Bones for accepting help on an uphill struggle.
Our respected RA, Steward – Red Mullet, of course saw more, well actually he is just better at making things up.
Tubbie Twinkie was a bit over enthousiastic in breaking checks, trying to prove after last week how it should be done. She broke checks, re-laid them, broke them etc.
Dipstick, being ex RAF just missed Hash Crash by doing a three point landing.
All dick DID NOT BREAK CHECKS, was probably leaving it to the enthousiasm of Tubby Twinkie but was also doing a bit of silent calling.
Then of course we had Slim who on the last stretch, seeing the beer wagons, suddenly broke into a downhill run and crashing into parked car to stop the momentum. Also caused two tectonic plates to shift. We will all be checking the news for earthquakes and tsunamis.
RA takes the circle
TRANSGRESSORS
Red Mullet(RA) is called for short cutting, what a surprise. GM is once again in the circle for setting the type of hash he hates. As did everyone else.
ENFORCER
We also had a closet FRB , a young lad who strolled around last week and then suddenly took off this week, putting some of the other FRBs to shame.
GM is back in to prove it was a shit run. Great fun picking on the GM, well he deserved it.
GM is back in charge
COUPONS/BRIBERY
Red Mullet found a coupon and his prize was something to suck on and something to wear (believe this to be strawberry flavoured) when needed. Another hasher, who shall remain anonymous, got the same prize, well not to share but same contents in the fancy little envelope.
Slim pousie got a bottle of champagne, she needs the fizz.
COMPLAINT
Slim is STILL not wearing a Hash shirt and has to go on ice, with his eyes closed and arms in the air. He actually does this, trusting fool!!!!
When he opens his eyes he is wearing a hash t shirt, the Habadashers went out of their way to find him a shirt, well done.
Bagpipes unfortunately has to bounce up and down on slim’s knee for some strange reason, well he enjoyed it!!
HABADASHERS
Wibbly wobbly and Dipstick deserve recognition for being able to source a t-shirt to fit Slim, well done guys.
FINAL PRIZE
Tubby Twinkie is given a bottle of sparkly and asked to turn round, with eyes closed, and point to the person who would be the lucky recipient. Unfortunately she fell in the process and had to keep the bottle herself.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Hash committee meeting coming up before the Phuket hash. TBA
Next hash : next week TBA
ON ON
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