KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
October 17, 2009
HARE : I’M CUMMIN
Direction Ban Talingnam but not quite. We start off with about 44 people in total, one dog and too many small people in the crowd.
Runners go off in one direction walkers follow the Hare into the jungle. Through the jungle up a hill and shortly after see the beer wagon.
Runners did not go up a hill they went round it onto the beach back into the jungle and if they kept on paper found the beer wagon fairly soon.
HM OPENS THE CIRCLE
Well done I’m Cummin, virgin territory, difficult to find on Koh Samui. Voted a good run by everyone but Corkscrew, only because he got lost, no one else did!!!
VIRGINS
Lots of virgins today, some visiting the island others who have lived here for years and never found the hash. Welcome.
RETURNEES
Slippery when wet, deserted us last week for a birthday party of a one year old?! Red Mullet nearly forgot he had been away but the prospect of a free beer jogged his memory. Another two have returned, welcome back all of you. You were not actually missed
Hang on, we have to do that again. One of the returnees drank his beer before allowed and Wallace is on ice for not coming forward as a returnee.
LEAVERS
Our visiting hashers from the Congo are going back there since the price of gold has gone up, need to find some more. Roger our globe trotter is off on his travels again.
STEWARD
Slippery when wet and Gary Glitter are this weeks stewards.
Slim is wearing dodgy shoes; watch out for new ones appearing. Dipstick has still not found a t-shirt big enough for Slim so he can have a drink.
While some hashers were helping others over the barbed wire (actually breaking one of the Hash non rules) some smart kid walked up and opened the gate right next to them. Eh! Very good smart kid, but, showing up the adults is not a good idea.
Pinkie was distracting a virgin hasher by chit chatting all the way round the hash; both of them need a lesson.
TRANSGRESSORS
Red Mullet in trying not to be a FRB was working his way to the back of the pack, is this reverse competition? All dick is accused of annoying the local dogs. Ferral Flaps ignored the false trail markers and kept going, probably looking for a short cut..
NON CHECK BREAKING F....S
Tubbie twinkie is very upset guys. All the FRBs are in, not one of them broke the checks. They should be on their knees but decided a proper salute was in order rather than going on their knees. Sieg heil!!
RA’s TURN
TRANSGRESSORS (even more)
Tubby twinkie was lagging behind and swearing and that was before the non broken checks. Gary Glitter was stirring up the local dogs, he is on heat and he accused All dick of being the guilty one on this. Rent a gob, it is a while since her last hash but she should still remember not to run backwards.
MISCREANTS
Strolling bones, where is your hash t-shirt, no money, no excuse. Several others have no t-shirt. The habadasher tried, very foolishly, to defend them by admitting he did not have their sizes, silly man, go join them. Slim is not properly dressed, why is he wearing a towel over his t-shirt, you would think it was hot or something!!
LOST IN SPACE
Corkscrew where were you??
Well according to him he was following paper but it was bog paper, he is after all the Hash Shit.
Well next we have Tubby twinkie who came in after corkscrew and rather red in the face. Was this from running or what????
HM is back
Strolling bones and partner what on earth are you doing over there get on the ice and cool off.
Jack Lemmon is asked for a note but instead enters the circle. Obviously not paying attention to the HM, or he was thirsty!!
Oh dear Slim you have been punished for many things this run but not yet for not wearing a Hash t-shirt, so sit on the ice for a while.
Circle is closed and Slim is instructed to remain on the ice. Did he do as told, no he did not, well there is always next week to look forward to.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
There will be food served at the Red Fox.
Next Hash
Next hash, next week, Hare Ferral flaps, place TBA.
ON ON.
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