KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
October 10, 2009
HARE : DIPSTICK
Going towards Ban Talingnam and off into the jungle, where else! We start off with about 40 people in total, of varying sizes never mind ages plus one dog. Hope we manage to finish with the same number.
Runners and walkers are sent off in the same direction, through the jungle on on.
Runners soon disappear into the mist, well they disappeared. Walkers carry on walking until they realise they have lost the trail somewhere and are going round in circles. Being as resourceful as they are, they soon find the beer tuck, ahead of the runners. Possibly due to the fact that the runners did find the trail, oops.
Same number made it back.
HM OPENS THE CIRCLE
Good run well done Dipstick two runs in two weeks. Much appreciated by all.
VIRGINS
Yes we have virgins this week. Three male and one female. One of the males used to run but decided, very wisely, to take up drinking instead.
Welcome to the hash guys hope to see you again.
RETURNEES
Several returnees this week as well, some were off working, some on holiday, some off in the Congo looking for gold and some simply Globetrotting.
We found a skull at the edge of the circle and wonder if it is our dear Enrico, the lost Italian.
LEAVERS
Jaaason our Irish friend is leaving us to go back to the blarney stone. His friend Enrico is not here this week, he is injured. Does this have something to do with eating Jaaason’s buns. (What about that skull)
STEWARD
Tubby twinkie and I’m cummin are this week’s stewards. Alldick is on ice it seems he gave B-liar a direct challenge at the beginning of the run. Competition! And no one had the ball and chain. It is proposed that next week the two are tied together with the ball and chain. DONT FORGET
B liar was also molesting a baby buffalo AGAIN.
Several more miscreants are called for front running, looking like a virgin island inhabitant and no doubt a bit of short cutting in there as well.
RA’s TURN
NAMING
One of our returnees has not yet got a suitable name. She lives in Ghana where there are nasty people doing wicked things but she has still been running.
Ok welcome Bin running
DESICRATORS
After all the praise last week about the vintage t-shirts and how wonderful they were, especially since this was a design of our esteemed RA. SoS and No name bob have been chopping and altering the Hash shirt, trying to make some kind of fashion statement!!!
MISCREANTS
Oh dear one of the virgins is being a teapot, so nobody told him, he should just have known.
Jack Lemmon is confused or is he AC/DC, he does not know if he is a runner or a walker, or indeed a closet FRB. Tubby twinkie made the mistake of defending him. Bogtrotter neglected to admit to being a returnee, you should realise you will be caught. Alldick has been checking out the competition. Poor Slim was soo tired he had to use the truck to keep him upright, so the RA took pity on him and let him sit on the ice for a while..
INJURED ONE
Strolling bones is confused is this a knee or ankle support or a fashion statement. What is it with the Samui hashers and their fashion statements?
HM is back
All pooh ying in the circle just so they don’t feel left out. Tubbie twinkie and Bagpipes for using phones, can they help it that they are so popular. Slim is included in the girl count.
Shirt lifter takes the place of Slim on the ice, she threw her beer over the HM.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Anyone not yet signed up for the Phuket hash and intending to go, should let Corkscrew know, he needs the numbers to book the hotel and sort out cars, passengers etc.
Bagpipes tried to convince others to play golf on the return journey and paid the price.
Next Hash
Next hash, next week, Hare I’m cumin, venue near Raja ferry, details will be posted later.
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