KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
October 3, 2009
HARE : WIBBLY WOBBLY
We were somewhere to the south of the island in coconut land, this is very unusual on Samui!! There are about 27 two legged creatures and three four legged creatures.
Walkers go off in one direction the runners another. Yet again we have two late comers to the run. They are shown which direction to go by the guards at the beer truck.
Walkers did not see much of the runners well laid run, although the walkers did see two water buffalo mating!! Needless to say you DO NOT disturb this ritual.
Everyone got back to the beer truck intact, though one was thought to be missing but he was a late starter and made it back in good time. Not too many beers before the circle.
HM OPENS THE CIRCLE
Everyone thought it was a good run, especially since the Hare stepped in at the last minute to help out. Piss bowl thought it was the dog’s bollocks, which then had to be explained to the HM, him not being very conversant in the English language.
RETURNEES
Gary Glitter has retuned to us from China and NZ, claims it was business that took him away then said something about a holiday, think he is a bit confused and missing his sheep friends in NZ.
Our dear Italian visitor has returned from last week’s hash.
VISITORS
Again two visitors, same ones as last week. Jaaaason is still enjoying the crack and apparently his friend (the Italian) ate his buns last week. Why did Jaaaason have to be told about this, did he not notice and it happened in the Red Fox, did no one else see this????
STEWARD
B liar is the steward this week. As usual there are many many sinners. For a start the HM DID NOT SHORT CUT. Either that or he is getting better at it and not telling. Piss bowl was on ice not only did he not call out at a check he called his fellow hashers paedos!! Steward is being a bit over enthusiastic in his work and accuses, FALSELY, I’m cumin of short cutting, so he joins them in the drinking, we know he hates this part!!
RA’s TURN
NEW SHOES
What do we have here Alldick has NEW SHOES. Now he will be able to run faster and not have shoes disintegrate during the run. He was the one wearing dead mans shoes last week; names got a bit muddled in the confusion of losing a hasher and the scribe being drunk.
Meanwhile Piss bowl is crouched down ‘petting’ a dog, what were we just saying about dogs bollocks, go cool off on the ice Piss bowl, leave the dog alone.
MOUTHY ONES
The Hare was caught by the runners laying paper for the walkers, so Dipstick is called in, but then Wibbly Wobbly pipes up it was HER hash and he was not the hare. Thank you for that, now you can go on ice and Dipstick can stay out. There appears to be an unclaimed beer lying around we need a mullah, i.e. tall male, of US origin, outspoken?!! Ah B liar!!!
CONFUSED ONES
Jaaason from Wexford is a bit confused as to his origin. He is wearing shorts with the English lion and a Union Jack. Or is he AC/DC?? For those of you who don’t know Wexford is in Ireland.
NAMING
We have a gentleman, the term is used very lightly, who has been around for some time and has no name.
He was overheard saying that caterpillars have to be well greased, the mind boggles as to why he is greasing caterpillars. Choices are KY or Slippery when wet.
Slippery when wet is now our latest member, be careful around him!!
MISFITS
Dodo has opened shop and is selling t-shirts, VINTAGE t-shirts for only 10Baht, model is Slim poussie.
Dipstick can you explain why vintage t-shirts are 10 Baht and the ones you are selling with no history are 250?
Slim still cannot find one big enough! Tubby twinkie is misbehaving and I’m cummin is whipping dogs, hmmmm!
HM is back
He is trying to make a sensible announcement and is constantly interrupted by Corkscrew who is nit picking. He may sit on ice for this.
The pooh ying were once again caught sneaking off into the surrounding country side to forage for edibles and came back with their ill gotten gains, trying to hide them in the car.
SHORT CUTTING SUPREME
Zsa Zsa, Jack Lemon and Jaaaason were short cutting last week and never got their due rewards at the time. Zsa Zsa of course denies this accusation but the other two hijacked some innocent tourists and made them bring them back to the beer site. Did not even offer them a beer in thanks and they say the Scottish are mean.
ANNOUNCEMENT
The announcement that was so rudely interrupted by Cork screw.
There is a hash is Phuket on 7th November. This is a chance to meet and mix with our fellow Thailand hashers.
The hash committee has decreed that the hash funds will cover:
The cost of the ferry and one night at the Hashers hotel in Phuket.
Fuel costs should be shared by all occupants of the vehicle they are in.
B liar will cycle there.
Please let the HM know by next week who will be going and how many nights. Remember only one night will be paid by the Hash funds.
Please make the effort to go and represent the Samui Hash.
Gromet announced that the sale (organised by the Rotary Club) at which the 10 Baht t-shirts appeared raised over 46,000 Baht towards the funds for the much needed respirator. Well done.
Next Hash
Next week, venue TBA by Dipstick and Wibbly Wobbly.
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