KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
September 26, 2009 - The Missing Italian Hash
HARE : Corkscrew
We started off Soi 2 somewhere in Maenam with 25 runners and walkers some small people and one dog.
Set off going into the jungle/coconut trees. The Hare had planned it well. There was paper visible without any searching in one direction, this is of course the direction the known short cutters took!!! Well done Hare.
Five minutes after they set off, late comer arrives, beer truck attendants pointed the way. Half hour later another arrival, he is instructed to go find the hare.
Eh what is this nonuts is back, his shoes exploded.
There was no toilet paper or sign for the walkers this run, the hare very kindly pointed them in the right direction at one point. Did they dare trust him??
Well, yes they did and came in first. After a reasonable time the some runners arrived. Several beers later a few more runners come in. Still more beers later and we are still waiting for our Italian visitor. The Hare jumps in the car and goes in search, no sign of him, it is getting dark so we have to do the circle and move on and out and hope we can find this guy somewhere along the way.
HM opens circle
Hare should be in the middle but he is off looking for the missing one. However it was voted a good hash, in fact a great hash.
Visitors
One visitor, well actually there are two but one is missing. Jason from Ireland is here on holiday and enjoying the ‘crack’. He is also a virgin which is kind of obvious when he downs his beer and remains standing the middle of the circle, ok so he gets another one.
No returnees or leavers so we go straight to the steward for her report.
First of all she could not think of anyone doing any wrong but when pressed she did ‘remember’. There were short cutters, now there’s a surprise, no calling when on paper to give direction to fellow hasher. Ignoring paper and checks and running back, confusing everyone who were already confused, not difficult with this group.
Miscreants
Two people came back in a car, they actually stopped a bunch of tourists on a safari trail and got the driver to bring them back to the beer site!!! They said there was no paper where they were, well duh!! Where were you, on the same hash??
It is the turn of the esteemed RA
Sinners
Bogtrotter came without his shoes and had to borrowed some rubber foot coverings from
Red Mullet.
This Hash was organised as a BBQ site. Blue lugs brought the grub, eh where is the BBQ red mullet. Guess we will have to go back to the Red Fox for it!!!
Red Mullet actually told me blue lugs bribed him not bring the BBQ so that we would all have to go back to the red fox and drink more beer. He also said blue lugs had not paid this bribe yet.
Nonuts bought himself shoes from the dead mans store the shoes joined their previous owner and he came back with them flapping. Got lots of advice where to buy shoes, have to watch his feet in the coming weeks for new shoes.
Pooh ying
They are all being incredibly good today, no private parties etc, so they can join in anyway.
Return of Hare
The hare finally got back to the circle still missing the Eyetalian.
We tried everything to attract his attention if he was still out there. Car horns, shouting, cheering, jeering. We even sang Just one cornetto. All to no avail.
No announcements
Next hash TBA
Note: no one was iced this week, it was too late and too dark to put the ice out, we think. God help the lot of us next week, I’m sure he’ll make up for it!!!
Still a bit concerned about out Italian.
Called the Red Fox if he was back, no, not yet anyway.
Finish the circle and all have the remit to look for a lonely Italian guy on the way back. Half way home we get a call from the Red Fox that he is there. This is going to be fun, ha that’s what we thought he had bugged off before we got there. Wonder if he will be hashing next week. Should we put him on a leash or give him a ball of string?
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