KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 399 - 21st August 2010
HARE : RING BANDIT
No longer in the south of the island we managed to get nearly as far as Bophut. Turn off the ring road before or after Fisherman’s village, depending which way you were coming. But to clarify, it was the turn off at the Family Market!!!
Numbers are much the same as they have been in the recent weeks, this week it included some of the shorter variety of hashers.
Hare gave the instructions for the run which included watching out for an irate Swiss man who threatened to: cut off his head, shoot him, set his dogs on him and many more pleasant things. Just because he put some paper on the ROAD outside this persons property. Think the dogs were pit bulls!! The hare did admit to skipping doing the last check on this portion of the trail and has left it to the gang to deal with this guy, what a wimp!!
Everyone gets back safe and sound, apparently no one was accosted by said ‘gentleman’, some of the hashers came through the local market instead of staying on paper, some even stopped to buy food.
Hare and hash shit in the circle, only one person voted it a bad run the rest agreed a good one. Think the possibility of meeting an irate ‘gentleman’ gave them added enthusiasm!!
There are no virgins or visitors this week, not even Red Mullet!!
RETURNEES, we have Luke, yet to be named, Comic strip who was off in Bangkok, Festering bollocks plus wife and children who were we think in UK, Ring bandit who was away playing with rings?? And of course Red Mullet , who has to be reminded he had been away, well he was a visitor last week!!!
LEAVERS Red mullet again, Seaman stains and Strolling bone, all three men claim to be going on a visa run. Would this be together?? The mind boggles!!
Running steward is in next to report on the FRBs. We have Luke, with vertigo he can go on ice. Next we have, who other than Feral Flaps, what was he doing??? Three guesses are not needed here, but will tell you anyway, he was caught ‘trying’ to short cut, not once, not twice but THREE times. Next in is Pissbowl, he was too bloody fast then we have the hare for missing one check to stop the FRBs.
Luke has to leave the ice to make way for Feral flaps who is sooooo incredibly slow on the drinking, claims, complains that he has too much beer!!! Whaaat????
Next we have the walking steward Festering bollocks. He calls in Wee wee for having a wee wee during the run. Fag ash lil stopped off in the market to buy food, nearly foraging. WC Fields, was not seen by the steward, must have been hiding. Then we have poor little Joe, short person, who complained that his heart had stopped, Bogtrotter heard this and did nothing about it, claims he only has one heart and he needed it. Little Joe’s heart started again!!
Bogtrotter then tries to dob everyone else in but it does not work.
NAMING it is time Luke had a proper name. A little background for you to get your thinking caps on. He is rather tall, currently works at a resort, used to working the manufacturing trade, down under. They manufactured some hair stuff and Vicks vapour rrub.
Red Mullet now jumps in complaining that some hashers are wearing cheap copies of our Hash t-shirts and of course habadash are included in this.
GM calls in all ex servicemen. You have no idea how many of the hashers served their country in one way or another. Like Seaman stains who serviced the Brownies, then we had US Army, UK Army, Navy and Air force. Add to this we have the Sally Ann, Girls Brigade and Girl Guides.
GM is feeling a bit low so invites some female company in the form of Thai pooying.
We have a very observant GM who pulls in Tubbie Twinkie. He wants to know why, when he asked for ex. servicemen, she did not admit to it. We all know that she served in the SS. So hears to, oh sorry DO NOT MENTION THE WAR.
Next hash????? Next week. Where?? Friday Mae nam, Saturday Chaweng. Check the net for details.
ON ON
PS Bring a compass, passport and torch on Friday.
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