KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 398 - 14th August 2010
HARE : STROLLING BONES
We are south again right on the beach, well nearly. There are 28 runners and walkers present and accounted for. A couple of dogs, including the bloody big Rottweiler that lives here!!!
Off we go along the beach, no grumping now, you are on an island and the beach has to be incorporated at some time. All off together with the usual split somewhere to be noticed later. That is for those who are paying attention and not just gabbing away.
Those big black rain clouds are threatening us again. Us beer truck guards and groupies can do nothing but watch and pray. Pray that the RA got it right this week. They get closer and closer but ahhh no rain falls, how lucky are we, how lucky are the runners, how lucky is the RA!!!
After the usual hourish B-liar appears, but alas, from the wrong direction, since the Hare is sitting here we know this to be a fact!! He of course denies any wrong doing, stating he was on paper all the way. We’ll see about this later.
More and more come back, funny they all came back a different way from B-liar, well most of them did.
GM starts he circle in a desperate attempt for B-liar to get rid of the hash shit, but even he voted it a good run, so he is stuck with it for a while yet.
We have a VIRGIN runner from UK on his way to Aussieland, he thought it was fantastic, eh? Maybe someone told him he had to say that to get the beer??
Our usual visitor is here again Red Mullet, this week from Phuket. Bloody cheeky visitor he is complaining about the beer. Bad enough he keeps coming to visit, does he have to complain as well!!
Returnees, right what silly buggars thought it was a good idea to leave us then come back. Okey No 27 went round the world to get here, Clueless does not know where he was, hmm, then Corkscrew, we all know where he has been, say no more.
Leavers, the virgin is leaving us again, oops T pot stance have a double. It was noted that about the only thing you need to get into Australia is a criminal record!!
Steward for the runners this week was Red Mullet, the visitor. So much responsibility put on a visitor, shame on you GM. He has many MISCREANTS THIS WEEK. Dipstick, he puts on ice something about Dipstick sending him the wrong way on the checks, not once but twice!! Add to this he knew Dipstick had had a hand in laying the trail. Who is the stupid one???? He then goes on to blame Corkscrew for sticking too close to Dipstick (probably annoyed that Corkscrew was less gullible than him). Feral flaps is in for being Feral flaps and listening to Dipstick and going the opposite way. Clueless, we just cannot take out again, he peed in a rubber collecting cup, just hope that does not end up in my household in some form. B-liar, yes, we were correct, you were short cutting!!!
Bogtrotter then comes in to nab all the SINNERS from the walking trail. This will go on a bit Bogtrotter always finds loads of them, normally half the circle!!!
Slippery when wet was tired and fell asleep then went chasing and running and getting lost with his partner in crime Eid.. SoS has deserted the walkers and joined the runners, traitor! Jeab was wearing what Bogtrotter considered to be dancing shoes and not hashable. No 27 and Fag ash lil were killing the local wild life. Wallace proved he is a typical man and went in the opposite direction from all the advice given to him, just because they were female advisors, that will bloody well teach him, he got lost!!
That was a short one for Bogtrotter, well done.
GM is back in the circle with a whole list of things for the lovely ladies. Zsa zsa and Gromit are a bit posh for our hash and drink wine out of wine glasses!!!! Dodo because, Tubbie twinkie dogs and balls and chains are mentioned, the mind boggles. The rest of the lovely ladies went in because they, for once in their lives, want to be lovely ladies.
The we have THESE TWO B-liar on ice to receive a gift from Tubbie twinkie. No nothing rude, just the ball and chain for being a short cutting FRB.
Then we have some EGOs on the run. One guy is a hairdresser the other get s his hair ‘done’ by him. No recommendations are forth coming from this direction.
Then we had the GOOD TIME BOYS, that covers most of our hash guys but the GM singled out a few of them, like Jack Lemon, Awful Kanawful, No name Bob and Slippery when wet.
At some point B-liar is allowed off ice??
Announcements
Next hash, next week. We still need volunteers to set runs, two dates are still available, contact Dodo please. Remember if you don’t volunteer, Dodo might do it for you!!!
Hash meeting Red Fox on Tuesday next, special request of Corkscrew!!
The golf tournament is on again. Wednesday 25th 1pm nine holes 500 baht. Let us know if you are going.
Circle closed for social drinking and BBQ
ON ON
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