KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 396 - 31st July 2010
HARE : FERRAL FLAPS
Thirty one of us gathered behind Homepro, not on the grassy bit behind the car wash but in the muddy bit at the end of the road, near the buffalo.
Feral promised a short run and made it the same for walkers and runners, a true runner who will not cater to the wimps.
There are a couple of virgins so the directions were given very clearly!!!!
Those guarding the beer truck will bare witness to the fact that the hare was in a little bit of a panic in case they came back too soon. He did say a short run but was afraid it was going to be a ten minute jobbie. At this point I have to add, FF is complaining that he was noted as being last in on his last two runs. Sorry he was last but first, swears he is the only one who STAYED on paper the whole time. Well there you are folks a reformed FF.
GM opens the circle and invites the hare and hash shit to join him. B-liar is pretending he is not hash shit, but he is reminded.
Good run.
Virgins are introduced to the circle, we have one young female, Cleo, from South Africa and one not so young, Gary, from somewhere in Aussistan. Either he is not sure or the GM is not sure, scribe is not sure which one is not sure!!
They promised to come back, ha.
Once again the visitors this week are fairly well known to us; we Strolling bones from Hua Thanon, Emily from Trinadad and Tobago, daughter of No name Bob, poor soul, and then we have I’m cumin from round the corner.
Welcome to the best hash on Koh Samui.
Who has come back to our hash, who could not stay away? B-liar and Festering bollocks from the UK, welcome back.
Leavers, once again we have Do it up debs, she is not thirsty this week, she is actually leaving, well she is probably thirsty as well. Who else is leaving eh I’m cumin, and someone else, cannot read the writing!! Oh yeh Do it up debs is going to visit some 500 or so soldiers, to make sure they have done it up before the parade!!!
Stewards are in next, Seaman stains is the running steward and calls in many of the SINNERS, like Forest dump, Non stop shut up, Red Mullet, of course, apparently he showed the way home.
Walking steward is Do it up debs she would like the company of No name bob, Awful kanawful, oops he is on ice for multiple stuff, not sure what he did on the run/walk but just now he has been spotted SITTING ON A BIKE AND SMOKING, okey dokey on ice laddie.
Kiss of beath thought she had gotten away with it. A couple of weeks ago she was hash crash, remember the week we had no circle??? Well the GM might be old but he still has a bit of a memory, especially long term and two weeks is long term for someone his age. Anyway as the GM says, come on in sweet lips and get the award of HASH CRASH. Just hope that someone else crashes next week or you will have to stay on Samui.
Awful kanawful can now rise from the ice to make way for B-liar. What was he doing, nothing really just a bit of pyromania, teaching a young hasher bad things. (Young hasher got into trouble from mother). Who on earth throws fireworks around when we are surrounded by big big buffalo?????? Not only that, he nearly burnt out Zsa Zsa’s car. But she cannot enter the circle, she is wearing a do not disturb t-shirt so Jack Lemon has to take her place. Then we have to give away some of the hash beer. Due to the pyromaniac three of the buffalo herders had to leave their cool beds. So GUY FAWKS down down.
Then we have THEM, Wallace, Gromit, Red Mullet, WC fields, Bogtrotter something to do with them coming in before the runners. His assholiness has spoken so, so be it.
TRIUMPH for the Habadash, what a wonderful job they have done for the 400 run t-shirt. They always come through, ta much.
We think B-liar has learned his lesson, doubt it, but he can leave the ice anyway cause we all know he will never learn.
There is only one pooying this week so to try and add to the glamour for the GM we elected some pooying, like; No name bob, ice, then we have the virgin Gary and another Aussie John, both of them elected by another aussie who should know. Tubbie twinkie can join them as well, that is the total of the glamour this week folks.
Oh dear Awful kanawful, decided to leave the circle and ‘play’ with a doggie. Then we have Marion, the mother of the hash crash who has to be named next week. Thinking caps on she has recently had a new hippo oh sorry hip!!
Feral flaps has been busy telling us the whole time he had laid on everything for this hash, ice cream man, fireworks and now at the end of the circle when all these good hashers have had a load of beer what do they see A PINK BUFFALOW!!!
Announcements: next weeks hash, next week, hare Jack Lemon it will be near the snake farm and is an A to B run, so please cadge a lift from someone to reduce the amount of work/driving to be done by the beer truck guards. They have to keep checking the temperature of the beer and if they are driving loads of trucks there is less time to for that.
Food at the Led fox
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