KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 395 - 24th July 2010
HARE : GARY GLITTER
This week there are about 40 hashers plus half a dozen of the smaller variety near the home base of Gary Glitter. In other words up Soi 5 in Maenam.
Gary gave very good clear directions of what to look for during the hash, you do have to keep your eyes open and pay attention, not wander around chatting to fellow hashers and putting them off their game.
All off in the same direction with a split and join at some point along the way.
There are the usual dedicated souls looking after the beer truck, the trucks and each other. They are very surprised after what seemed like mere minutes to find several runners reappearing. GG had said this was a long run!! Who is telling lies the early FRBs or GG. All became apparent some time later, much much later I must add.
The rest of the pack start to return, walkers first then again a whole time span of several beers before the rest of the FRBs return. You can imagine all the comments from both sides, most of them I am unable to put in print!!!
The GM lets them rest for a very short time, it will soon be dark and we have to get this show on the road.
The hare is in along with the current hash shit B-Liar. Sorry B-liar it stays with you GG bribed too many hashers this week for it to pass on.
Virgins, yes we have a few of them this week, one of them a big surprise an Aussie who does not drink beer, never heard of that one!!
They all enjoyed their first hash and are keen to repeat the experience of the hash, well they cannot be a virgin again, can they?
Returnees there are loads of them this week including our favourite hash flash Do it up debs along with lots of them who have no good reason to have been away. Some feeble excuses about being in other countries.
Leaving hashers, Do it up debs is back in, she just got here. No it is ok she is not leaving she is just thirsty. Then we have No 27, he has just come back as well and is now off to many countries. To spread the word, maybe? Corkscrew is leaving again, wonder if he is going to the Philippines. Then we have Scouse Bastard and Betty Boob in for their farewell hash drink, they are going back to the UK then onto sunnier climes shortly after that. They will all be back, promise!!
Visitors this week are quite well known in this circle Red Mullet and Bagpipes!!!??
Forest dump is responsible for requesting the pleasure of those runners whom he thought deserved some recognition. This included all of those who manage the two hour run in less than 45 minutes. Corkscrew now has a slight protest and wants the hare on ice. He wanted to finish the run but the trail was so close to the beer truck that although he could not see it, he could smell the beer and that put him off his running. Fair comment on ice GG!!! So for the REAL HASHERS down down……
Feral flaps is getting in a flap about something, claims to know the mystery of hashing. This is due to the fact that he is having trouble with his short cutting and is not used to coming in last, two weeks he has been last. Dipstick calls on Corkscrew again and Red Mullet for being a grass.
B-liar calls on his fellow BRAINLESS hashers but has no other reason for this so in you go Wallace, Gromit, Luke, Do it up debs, Jack Lemon, Zsa Zsa, SoS and No name bob.
Gary Glitter’s voice is now high enough to satisfy the GM so he can leave the ice.
All of the ladies surround the GM with their glamour, hmmm??!!
Announcements
All hashers are invited to the Red Fox on Thursday 29 July for a farewell bash for Scouse Bastard and Betty Boob.
Next hash, next week, by Feral Flaps, paper will be pink and soggy.
Golf tournament is cancelled until next month.
Hash piss found a PINK towel and a hash hat in his truck. If no one owns up to owning these items they will go on sale on E bay. If you are one of our big macho men hashers and do not want to own up to having a pink towel, just take the scribe aside. Anonymity kind of guaranteed!!!!
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