KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 393 - 10th July 2010
HARE : FORREST DUMP and SEAMAN STAINS
As promised last week we are in the Chong Mong area, in the former Coco resort/development, next to the swimming pool, other inhabitants of the area are wondering what the hell is going on, who are these reprobates disturbing our quiet Saturday swim. Well they looked as if that is what they were thinking!!!
There are 35 hashers this week. They all set off up the hill to the entrance, they have to turn right then look for paper.
A very short time later, Offal kan offal came back, he was already knackered, think he possibly had a hangover!! Not too long after this I’m cummin returns, the same way she went out. Very strange! Then more and more people come back the same way. All of them muttering about no paper, no paper.
We cannot start the circle since we are missing five hashers. They eventually come in over the beach, apparently they are the only ones to come in the right way. Ferral flaps is among them not bad considering he was a major short cutting FRB. What happened to him in his latest absence???
Finally get the circle started and the hares are invited to join the GM in the circle. What was the verdict, what do you think?! Since it is virgin hares this week the hash shit cannot be passed on BUT they can each take a turn of ice sitting, ten minutes each!!
We have a few visiting hashers this week from various parts of the globe, welcome to the Samui hash, hope you return soon.
Now we have the returnees, lots of them this week, including; Wallace and Gromit, Ferral Flaps, Kiss of Breath, Non stop shut up, Slapper and Ring bandit. Ferral COMPLAINED he had too much beer, is he a hasher??? He has been gone too long! It was pointed out that the beer was given according to size and since his has increased he gets more. Maybe that was why he was so late in coming in!!
Next up the leavers, but before this Bagpipes (your scribe) spilled her beer while accusing Ferral of doing the same so she is on ice. Leavers, seem to be an awful lot of them and since the scribe can only see their knees, there will be no names given here, don’t recognize knees. AND it is taking them a long time to say why they are going and where. This is mainly because I am on the ice, god they talk soooo slow.
Then just to increase the time on ice All dick no nuts has to be presented with leaving gifts. A lovely card signed by one and all and a special polo shirt. All organized by our excellent Habadash. Have a good life All dick, and come back and visit us.
Running steward is in, running steward?? Did anyone run or were they all strolling around looking for paper before they came back?? Anyway we do have some sinners among them, Ring bandit, Non stop shut up, Red mullet, of course, All dick, Seaman stains is having his turn on the ice. These ‘runners’ are guilty of getting lost or losing paper, short cutting. How could they short cut???
Next up walkers Wallace is the steward here and calls on; Zsa Zsa, Tubbie twinkie and a few more. Then Pissbowl calls on Offal kan offal who is on ice for taking his motor bike up the hill AND he has no t-shirt on. Ferral flaps is back in for NOT short cutting.
Dipstick and Wibbly wobbly are in for a big thank you to Habadash for all the work they put in for All dick and Slim. Do not go to the printers this week they have run out of ink.
Next run is the responsibility of I’m cumin, it will be in the Top Cats area of the island and will be a good one with food at the Red Fox.
All pooying in for the glamour they bring to the hash, meanwhile Offal kan offal is being force fed beer while on the ice!!
Ahh!! We now know why there was so little paper on the trail, Seaman stains sold it to buy new shoes. Someone very kindly stuffed his smelly sock into the shoe before the beer, hmmm.
It was noted on this hash there was a lot of smooching going on, Offal kan offal, tubbie twinkie, Slippery when wet and friend. They were caught NO SEX this is a family hash. Do not ask how they were paired off, bad enough they were caught!!
That is it for this week now to the BBQ.
ON ON
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