KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 392 - 3rd July 2010
HARE : Red Mullet
We are in the home territory of Red Mullet in Maenam, up Soi 5 until you see the hash sign. It is just at the side of the road next to the water buffalo, but not to worry it is still young, still looks bloody vicious to us, but its owner/trainer/keeper is there to keep it under control!!!
All 47.5 hashers off in the same direction to start and later there will be a sign for a split between the runners and the walkers, unless someone has nicked it!!!
GM opens the circle and invites the hare to join him for the verdict. In true hash democratic style he invites the participants to vote, those who say it was a good run raise your hand. Ok it was a good run!!
VIRGINS: Four of them this week, one who thinks Talingnam is in the UK, oh, ok!! A couple of Scousers, then one who no one talks to, from Coventry.
There are two VISITORS this week but there is so much noise and private conversations going on in the circle that the scribe hears zilcho. Welcome to the Koh Samui HHH, see you again soon.
Of course we have RETURNEES like Slippery when wet and friend, All dick is here again as are Zsa Zsa, Jack Lemon, Oscar who brings with him our little half hasher Chang, then we have more Scousers and Kate and Tracey??, sorry if that is wrong name. They live in the north and can only make it to the northern hashes, need transport if anyone can help out.
Now that we have greeted the Scousers we can say goodbye again, they are leaving before the next hash, bye bye, sure we will see you again. It is actually the only reason they come to Samui, nothing to do with parents or grand parents, or weather or anything like that.
Stewards is B-liar who finds the usual culprits and the usual sins like slipping, smoking, short cutting, looking for feral flaps, eh? What no phones this week, ah I know Slim you have it on vibrate!!!
Walking steward, Scouse Bastard, strangely enough has similar miscreants as the running steward, slipping, running, smoking, oops Kate smoking in the circle. She then tries to get someone else in trouble because he knew it was not allowed and he gave her the fag to start with. Tough me dear, you will learn!!! You will learn some of the non rules but more importantly never trust a hasher in the circle!!!
All dick will be leaving us soon and we do not want him to have excess baggage so he has to give the ball and chain to someone else and since Tubbie twinkie was first back, she now has the great honour of carrying the ball and chain until further notice. Well Tubbie you will be an FRB.
Now we have the DISRESPECTFULS, those who should know better but still insist on having private conversations during the time our great Ass holiness is verbalizing his usual drivel. People like dodo, Red mullet, No name Bob, Dipstick all of them goblin away.
What the hell, cheeky b’ds turn up for the circle only, they could not make the run just the cheap hash beer.
Then we have our favourite to spring on those unsuspecting soles who are too miserable to buy a Samui hash t-shirt. Some of them just refuse to wear a t-shirt. If you do not have enough to have one in the wash and one on, BUY ANOTHER. Do you think the Habadash set up every week for fun???
Now we have to please the GM and surround him with the lovely ladies, so please all Thai pooying go and surround the GM, it makes him feel good.
Then we have all the silly b'ds who behaved themselves or were smart enough not to get caught misbehaving, they can all have a drinkie pooo.
Next week’s hash is in the north being laid by the Chong Mong 4, now if they think they only have to do one hash a year they are correct, one hash per person, so guys get your names and dates to Dodo, there are still gaps in the hareline.
GM is about to close the circle when he realizes there are two Thai lads off to the side watching all these crazy farang doing totally (im)mature stuff in public. So he invites them to join us in a down down. They had watched enough of this going on and had a complete understanding of what to do, well done lads, see you next time we come to visit your baby buffalo.
There is a BBQ on site and food at the Red Fox.
ON ON
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