KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 391 - 26th June 2010
HARE : PISSBOWL
Once again we are in the south of the island in the jungle near the Sherpa trail. Runners go off first then the hare gives the walkers additional instruction, including how to short cut!!
Many walkers appear back way before the runners, seems they took advantage of the short cut hints even so there was still much discussion on the hills and how steep they were and no sherpas to be seen, but then the sherpas are to carry your gear not you, otherwise we would all be up the Himalays!!!
All 31 hashers arrived back safe and sound, we did think a couple were missing but they eventually turned up.
GM opens the circle and invites the hare to join him for the verdict. It was voted a good run, mainly by the walkers since they were the ones with the short cut knowledge.
B-liar remains hash shit and hash crash!!
We have three virgin hashers this week two from Liverpool, they do not know each other and one from Paris, he does not know the Liverpudlians either.
They said they would come back, wait and see.
Returnees zillions of them including Wallace and Gromit, WC fields another Liverpudliam, our well know John, Luke, Julie, Detlef and on and on.
Oops Enzo did not admit to being a returnee and this was spotted so he has to have a double.
Leavers we have a few of the Bogtrotter and the Liverrpool virgin, the lying bastard said he would come back, how can he if he is leaving!! Slim is on ice because he has not pissed off the GM in the past three minutes, that is a record for Slim, maybe he is sick?
Wallace is the walking steward, how he does this is amazing he took a massive short cut!! Anyway the MISCREANTS include; Gromit, John, oops Luke is on the phone and the ice. Strolling bones, Uan, No name Bob came back Slim got a taxi. Tubbie Twinkie reports that Uan is wearing funny socks. In Asia for good luck if you are in Europe watch out!!!
Next up the SINNERS are reported by Garry Glitter. B-liar was confused, so what is new there, I’m cumin was short cutting, All dick was too fast, even with the ball and chain. Corkscrew was up to no good the Liverpool virgin looks like he is wearing new shoes but denies it, we think he was given inside information prior to the run, the we have Pissbowl for encouraging short cutting.
NAMING the RA takes over we need a name for Uan, she is here with Strolling Bones and likes drawing, mainly cartoon type characters. Not a very imaginative bunch this week and there are few suggestions but finally decide on
COMIC STRIP
Remember you will be known as this for ever and a day at the hash.
GM nearly forgot to invite the Thai pooying to join him for the glamour and also to make him feel good being surrounded by lovely ladies, maybe his only chance.
Next weeks hash is by Red Mullet up Soi 5, Maenam or as Slippery when wet puts it up Sua 5.
A reminder to the Chong Mong four, your Hash is the following week, get out there and figure out a decent run.
There is a Rotary do at the Ban Talingnam Resort on 3rd July all welcome tickets going cheap, only 1,500 Baht but lots of lovely food etc.
Food at Red Fox tonight.
ON ON
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