KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 390 - 19th June 2010
HARE : SLIPPERY WHEN WET (ASSISTED BY CRIVE)
We are up in the Maenam area this week with very weird directions on how to get to the hash site. Started off by sending everyone up a SUA, what is that Slippery??
Anyway it would appear that the Samui Hashers have more brains than we thought and 31 of them made it. Only dog running this week was of course Bianca, time she had a hash name.
Everyone set off in the same direction and at some point they would split up, roughly seven eights of the way round i.e. very little difference.
Meanwhile back at the ranch the trucks had to be moved, this is an A to B run, no one was told this in advance, clever hares!
Just finished moving the trucks when we start getting phone calls, the walkers are lost and cannot find paper. This was mainly due to them standing around and not searching, anyway thehares went to assist but the lost ones had fin ally managed to find the trail themselves. A couple of the walkers decided to turn back obviously had not paid attention when told it was an A to B.
Hashers started to return, all coming from different directions, apparently they could not find much paper and the trail went up a hill so they guessed where the trucks would be and headed back. The runners did come in the correct way with lots of mumblings about lack of paper, but we did expect that since Crive was the ‘teacher’.
GM started the circle. There are many of us happy he is back. Bagpipes does not have to take the circle which in turn means she can do the scribing which makes Wibbly Wobbly is happy that she does not have to do the scribing. Well it would have made her happy if she had been there, she was IN BED suffering a hangover. No sympathy honey, self inflicted, you wimp!!! Think quite a few of the hashers were suffering the same since they had been at a farewell party for Crive and No woman no crive. All those absentees this week will of course say they went to the Rotary Club Art auction, do we believe them????
Hare is in for comments, it was voted a shit run after the GM gave his opinion and comments overheard about phones and satellites being put to use during the run. Since he is a virgin hare he cannot get the hash shit but he can sit on ice, for a long long time.
There are lots of visitors this week, funny how these visitors are on the hash every week! Anyway welcome to the Samui Hash.
There are a couple of people leaving Crive and No woman who are deserting us for another hash and will be gone for about five months. Don’t fancy that hash, takes too long.
Lots of people came back again including the GM, Nonstop nerd, Gary Glitter, Nat, and Tubbie twinkie has returned for the third week in a row. As usually they have been all over the place including, Maenam and hangover paradise.
Walking steward, Scouse bastard, called several SINNERS in, Uan was on the phone as was No woman, Zsa Zsa was short cutting , who wasn’t? Slim is once again awarded hash crash, well done. The steward continued to call in just about everyone, the inner circle was bigger than the outer circle.
The running steward, Dipstick, decided all the runners deserved a beer for EFFORT. Then Bogtrotter and Scouse bastard were called upon, don’t know how those two got mixed up with the runners!! Hahsh crash did not stay with Slim for very long. B-liar, he was heard to callout I’m going DOWN AAAAH! And disappeared from view.
The GM must of course have all the Thai pooying in for bringing some glamour to the event.
Then we have a bunch of NUDISTS, not wearing a t-shirt or not wearing a Samui hash t-shirt and draping it over you shoulder does not work. Then this relatively new hasher complained that no one told him the rules, WHAT RULES??? I suppose he will learn with time.
Next weeks run is next week and the hare will let you know where.
ON ON
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