KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 389 - 12th June 2010
HARE : DIPSTICK DISGUISED FERAL FLAP
Strange hash this week.., every one seemed to be disguised as some one else, Dipstick as Feral Flaps the hare, Red Mullet as Blue lugs the GM, and Wibble disguised as Bagpipes the scribe. What is going on. Even Slim was disguised as Strolling bones.
There was about 40 odd (very odd) people gathered at the Hash site, ready to enjoy the best run/walk for weeks, The hare promised plenty of paper, no hills, and good views.
Off they set, the right way this week.
Soon they return except for a number of walkers who are "following paper" but are on thier way to Nathon, they must have found some paper that had been laid about 2 years ago. Anyway Dipstick receives a phone call to say they are all exhausted could they come and fetch them, he only agree as the dog with them is suffering
All hands on deck to help Jinty the collapsed dog.
Then the circle is formed.
VIRGINS...Pam, Marcel and Tom. An interpreter was called into the circle as it was thought that Marcel and Tom were Thai, But they could not understand, then it turned out that they spoke French so Jack Lemon was called in. ANYWAY I am none the clearer.
VISITORS...Casanova kid,( son of red Mullet,) and his half Hasher son, Sam, already half hash named Joe Banana, and Colin husband of Pam, he is an unnamed Hasher.
RETURNERS...Leopard Piss back once again from panning for gold, he still hasn't brought me some free samples, there a friend for you. Bin running came back to hold Leopards hand. Bog Trotter back from the regatta, where the boat he was on came in second, ALMOST every event, Red Mullet also back from the regatta, where the boat he was sailing, WELL lets say they caught a lot of fish. Za ZA, Jack Lemon. Slim, Seaman Stains, 27, Slippery and S. Bastard. Were also called in as returners, aint got a clue why, may be they were watching the regatta.
LEAVERS...Pinkie, off to Germany to make her fortune. Casanova kid, back to UK with his half hasher Sam, Hugs and kisses Sam you stole all the grannies hearts
Report from RUNNING STEWARD. Red Mullet.... All Dick told to shave off his new beard as it was slowing him down. Seaman Stains, reprimanded for over taking All Dick. Forest Dump for his appropriate lunch box, yes I do mean a plastic box, not _____ It had POO written on it, Forest Dump.. Poo.. get it. Oh please yourself.
Report from WALKING STEWARD.... God know was happening, I was beginning to lose concentration about then, what do you expect at my age, my concentration span is getting ......Sorry what was I saying. Anyway Blah blah.
WE HAD a naming, David, Slappers other half was named for his, I THINK, love of the game Basketball, and the fact that he is always hanging around under the Basket, RING BANDIT, refers to that Doesn't it???
Hash Crash of the week. SLIPPERY WHEN WET managed to crash his car into a ditch on the way up to the Jungle Club, Rumour has it that he is setting next weeks hash up there and the hashers will be following car parts.
Sad Sad note.. I am told that Jinty the dog did not make it. Hash condolences'
On On Jinty, RIP
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