KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 388 - 5th June 2010
HARE :B'Liar
GM Bagpipes
The Hash site was in the Lamia Valley, much to Do Do's annoyance, this is my area she told every one who would listen, that is anyone who could stand being near her for long, the pong was dreadful. God what was that smell, has DoDo bought some unknown perfume on ebay.
Off went the walkers and runners, and the smell, THE WRONG WAY, B'liar didn't even notice at first, when he did the runners must have been 1/2 a mile up the road, Ops says he with a giggle I had better go and fetch them, we, the piss truck guardians had a better idea we phoned one of the walkers and told them to turn around.
The walkers, and the smell, came in age before the runners, all with hankies held up to thier noses. Finally the runners came in, in about 50 mins.
CIRCLE,,,The run was vote a shit run, by every one except Slim!!?? most people said it WAS NOT a run, WAS NOT any paper, WAS NOT any water, WAS NOT any hills, WAS NOT any buffalo.
What we did have this week was plenty of dogs, ..THAT WAS THE SMELL,!!!!! DoDos dogs were treating themselves to a doggie Spa treatment, wallowing in a buffalo shitty puddle, Sorry DoDo thought it was you
RUNNING STEWARD.. Dipstick, aint got a clue who he pulled in, I was trying to stay down wind of the dogs and missed it. Oh yes he has just reminded me, he pulled in all runners for achieving the run on NO PAPER, He thought they deserved a drink for that
WALKING STEWARD.. Slim, he pulled in Redneck, and Clive Just for being runners.
RETURNERS. Tubby Twinkie, back from England, after getting her feet warm, under Johns Mums table, Pinkie, back from puppy sitting, and Strolling Bones back from taking a course, on how to be a councillor for Weight Watchers.
A big presentation in the circle, Spit and Swallow, Tubby Twinkie and No Women were presented with thier 50 run shirts. Sorry girls no photos this week
B'liar was put on ice by the GM, Bagpipes, for being so late sending in the run directions, although the run, according to a snitch, was LAID on Wednesday from the back of a bike.....Big thank you Mark for getting it on the web in time.
Circle closed for social drinking and a BBQ, Dogs loved that, plenty bones
On On Wibs................Hurry back Blue Lugs so I can give the Hash Trash back to the Scribe/ assi GM,, Bagpipes
