KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 387 - 29th May 2010
HARE :Slapper
GM Bagpipes
Around 50 people turned up for this weeks hash, could it have been the promise of a free BBQ.
What ever the area was a real eye opener, it is an eco park right by the airport, lots of water, with the ugliest cute ducks you have ever seen, lots of plants, just being planted, It promises to be really great area by next year when it is all established Well done slapper for finding it!
The run was voted fast but a good one, lots of very sweaty runners came in from the wrong direction, but the walkers came in the right way.
Jack lemon and dog Bianca, headed straight for the lake but only Bianca was allowed to go in for a swim ( is Bianca allowed a hash name ???)
Virgin hashers----- Mie, from Thailand ...Mitch from Aus.....and Geoff from Cananda and taking lots of photos
Slim gets put on ice for having a phone call in the circle, will he never learn
Visitors----- Big mouth/little pussy from America, or maybe that was big trouble in little vagina----Inflate a date, I think that is what he said, a lot of noise just then as Corkscrew poured a bucket of ice cold water over Slim to teach him a lesson, watch out corky, it will be pay back time.----more visitors Cheryl from Singapore, Yummy mummy from HK
Steward Corkscrew, pulls in Dipstick, Seaman Stains in the circle for shortcutting. Wallace for tripping some one, not sure who cos I couldn't hear over Wallace protesting that he had not done it. Crive for no whistle AGAIN, maybe if all us hash female offer to blow his whistle he may remember it next week. ALL TOGETHER NOW GIRLS, 1..2..3 BLOW.
Redneck has now taken Slims place on the ice for trying to get Slim into trouble.( Fat chance, no pun intended )
Returnees--- Redneck--- Seaman stains--- Forest Dump, plus his half hasher Sam.
Slim back on the ice
Leavers ---Kieran Mie,---Fag ash---Fine puckers, who kindly gave his hand carve walking stick to Wallace, maybe that was who he tripped.
Slim has at last got his own back on Corky by chucking a whole piss bowl of beer over him. CHILDREN CHILDREN!!!!
Circle closed for the BBQ, cooked by that old faithful retainer Andrew. Thank you Andrew
Great BBQ although someone forgot the sausage, In the circle next week,
We sat, eating and drinking under the gaze of the statue of Lo kee (I think that was what the Thai gardener said) he is the Thai/Chinese god of plants and trees. Correct me if I am wrong, but what ever the case, we hope he looks after the park cos I for one want to go back when it is really established.
