KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 386 - 22th May 2010
HARE :I’M CUMMIN
Ban Talingnam area this week, hiding up a dirt track in coconut land.
There are thirty seven of us gathered looking at the big dark clouds coming towards us. Nothing to worry about we have been seeing this kind of thing for weeks with nothing coming out of them. Oops it has started to rain, now this is normally for about two minutes but not today. The skies opened and all ran for the shelter of the cars.
GM decided this was not going to blow over and sent everyone off on the run.
After a very short time some of them came back, not because they were wet but because they thought it was a bit muddy.
Eventually the pack returned, well most of them. There are a couple of them missing so the Hare and B-liar go looking for them.
While we are waiting for their return the coconut man turns up and wants the pile of coconuts which are in our circle area!!! Much to the amusement of this man our hashers get themselves organised in a chain and make short shift of moving the coconuts. He was much amused by this bunch of farang, think he wanted them to go to the other piles around the place to help, sorry we have to form a circle so just have a beer!!
GM opens the circle
The rain has more or less stopped, that is a record for us just now, more than an hour.
The Hare is still out hunting the lost ones so GM has to take her place with the current Hash shit holder. A few comments like too much paper, from one who puts a single strand of paper when haring.
It is however voted a good run.
Meanwhile Slim is on the phone, so on the ice and on the phone.
VIRGIN we have one virgin this week who decided he would sit on the ice, strange man!! He also tries to drink while the GM is talking to him, has to have a top up.
RETURNEES
Corky is back, he has been away mounting or was that mountaineering, quite possibly both, depending on which route he took. Then we have Gary Glitter and some guy who believes his name is Back door boogie!!!! No comment.
LEAVERS
How dare they leave us! Back door boogie is going, is this because of GG?? He says he is going to Bangkok but the GM reckons it is the Bangkok Hilton. Lorna is off to Egypt, Scouse Bastard is going to the Red Fox and the GM is leaving us for a couple of weeks, he needs a break from this lot of sinners.
In the absence of the GM you will have the pleasure of Bagpipes!!!! Meanwhile Bagpipes is hiding under a rain coat thing, trying to note what is happening, trying to keep the paper dry and asking Wibs what is happening in the circle!!!
All dick no nuts has reached the magic number of 50 and is given his new T-shirt.
Meanwhile Slim knows the rules and walks himself into the circle and onto the ice, yes he is on the phone AGAIN. Sit there and stay there!!
Stewards are invited to introduce the MISCREANTS. Surprise surprise Crive has no whistle, All dick was probably short cutting. Then we have B-liar and No name Bob the ABANODERS. Where are the missing hashers??
I’m cumin returns but does not have the missing ones. Not only did she miss the Hash shit but she has lost two pooying so a double is in order here.
Kieran a visiting, experienced Hasher is smoking, thought we would not notice because it is raining, no chance ICE.
All of those who have done nothing wrong or not been caught doing anything wrong can now have a beer.
Next run, next week, hares Slapper and No woman no crive. In the north, get your passport ready. If you need a visa contact the GM.
BBQ after the hash, let us hope it does not rain!!
Food at the Red fox tonight.
Got phone call from the missing ones, they are in a resort somewhere. They are picked up and happy to see us all again!!!!
