KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 385 - 15th May 2010
HARE : SCOUSE BASTARD
A total of 35 hashers this week. We are near the incinerator, much loved site!
Everyone set off in the same direction, then everyone came back the wrong way with the exception of the RA, who probably came back that way be mistake.
Lots of grumbling during the run about Hash shit. It would appear everyone got lost. The in trail crossed the out trail etc etc. They are a bunch of grumblers.
GM opens the circle
Hare and current Hash shit are in. Sorry No name Bob he is a virgin Hare so cannot get the much prized Hash shit BUT he can get iced!!!
Virgins there are a few virgins this week, looking a bit bemused as to what they are supposed to do in this situation, not to worry the GM will explain this to you. One of them decided he is a t-pot so gets a double.
Anyway welcome to our hash see you next week.
Visitors are zero, even Red Mullet is not visiting this week, think he had too many last week!!
RETUREES They have all come back again. All these people who think they can leave us!!! They claim to have been away on business, yeh Monkey Business!!
Leavers. Only Strolling bones is leaving us this week. Now he needs someone to take over the beer truck and does not have time to train anyone, would take a while with this lot!!
So if no one volunteers by Wednesday the scribe will volunteer you, watch out!!!!!
Maybe Slippery when wet will be able to do this better than he did at Scribing!!!
Running steward, appointed on return is Red Mullet, he is always good for a few MISCREANTS.
How long has No name Bob been hashing?? When Red Mullet shouts ON ON he shouts are you, Red Mullet shouts ON ON, he shouts are you on paper. What does ON ON mean??
SoS went in through???? Oh dear Bianca tripped Red Mullet, as she cannot drink beer her owner Jack Lemon will have to stand in for her. For those of you who have not guessed it yet Bianca is a dog, a real four legged variety.
All dick no nuts, was asking questions about the trail and where it was, or something equally stupid.
Slim, well he just looks like trouble and can take over sitting on the ice and relieve Scouse Bastard of the chore.
Scouse bastard is not getting away yet. His checks were so pathetic with a little bit of paper held down by rocks, too difficult to break.
Walking steward is next for his LOT
We have a Hash crash SoS. Scouse Bastard is in again, lack of paper, evern worse than Crive??
Crive, no whistle AGAIN. Strolling bones was short cutting.
GM is back for the SINNERS
At the last Hash Slippery when wet was given the very important task of hash scribe. He has not only not done it yet but is not even sure where the notes are. He can have a doubel on ice!!
We have a virgin learning a very important lesson, NO SMOKING in the circle.
SKINFLINTS HAPPY ONES
Prior to the run the GM told one and all there were t-shirts for sale. Look how many are not wearing Koh Samui Hash t-shirts.
Telephone ringing, no one admitting to it so Scouse Bastard must be guilty!!!
Slippery is off ice and Slim is on, he likes it, he is happy there.
Now all the ladies who have not done anything wrong this week can join the GM in the circle and have a beer with him for bringing so much galmour to the hash.
Slippery is in the middle on the ice and is loving it, he actually thinks the ladies are there for him!!!
ATTENDANTS of the beer truck can now have their reward, along with Zsa Zsa who is injured but can still drink ok.
Annonoucments:
Next week's hash will be in the Talingnam area with I'm cummin as hare, should be a good one.
Bogtrotter can join her.
Food are Led Fox
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