KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 383 - 1st May 2010
HARE : BLUE LUGS
Not a hundred percent clear when the beer tuck arrived, but presume it was there on time. The big late comer was the RA, apparently he had a flat tyre!!!
Bagpipes and Wibbly wobbly were late, but that was planned since they were away doing something for charity.
We are still on the south of the island this week, are we ever going to get to the north or do we need passports and visas???
Numbers are still low, holiday season, temperature, or the second hand sale in Chaweng, we may never know.
Finally got 'tyred' of waiting for the RA to arrive and all set off, RA arrived just as the last walker disappeared into the bushes, he paid his money and ran.
GM opens the circle
Hash shit and hare in the circle. Current hash shit holder is not in with much of a chance this week since the hare was our esteemed assholiness. It was kind of hinted that anyone voting for hash shit to change hands would be on ice for the duration!!
Unanimous, best hash ever, well maybe.
Virgins this week are froggies and Kentish.
Welcome hope you return on a regular basis.
No one came to visit us this week so we went straight to the returnees, always have a few of them!! RA, Slim, Slippery when wet, French letter, Scouse bastard and Betty boob and more and more.
It would appear French letter has been in the wars, her bike was fighting with the tarmac!! Use your imagination here.
Ferral is leaving us again, going to hang out upside down for a while BUT is he going via the Philippines. Our illustrious RA is leaving AGAIN, going home.
Running steward is in for the SINNERS: B-liar has turned into a part time runner, a bit out of shape sonnie. Ferral and Dipstick were having a party or something.
Walking steward, GM forgot who he had appointed, just as the Scribe has forgotten who the running steward was. Anyway Bogtrotter is IT. The MISCREANTS include short cutters; Slippery when wet and Fagash lil. Then there all the ones who were hiding from the steward by walking behind him, god knows what they have been up to. Then we have Slim who was bashing into trees in an attempt to knock them down!! By the way there are few people left in the circle and this point since the steward has them all in the circle.
The GM calls Bagpipes and Wibbly wobbly in for being late, as already stated we were doing Charity work. Ok so Bagpipes' charity work involve buying a pair or red slut shoes, which she now has to put on and flash around the place. Wibbly spilled beer DELIBERATELY and it landed on the Scribes notes. For this she can go on ice, but does not like ice so Dipstick has to stand or sit in for her.
Strolling bones is next he had to ask two ex GMs what their hash names were, I mean come on guy!!!
A couple of namings this week:
We have Alan, yes another one, who likes golf, talking, banjos and cocks???
RIGHT PLUCKER
Next up some Aussie lad the GM knows f... about him
SEX LUTHER
These are your hash names, for ever more where ever in the world this is how you will be known in hash circles.
Hash crash, there had to be one. Strolling bones and Slim poussie had an accident trying to negotiate a huge mountain, twas Slim while he was knocking down trees.
While this is going on Slim is secretly leaning on a truck and since we have such an understanding GM, Slim is given permission to sit down for a while ON ICE of course. It is ok he seems to enjoy it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Next week's hare is No name Bob, current hash shit offered him the shit now rather than wait.
The scribe will send you all a list of hash names and have some printed copies available at the next hash. You have two week to memorise. You are given the honour of having a hash name to be able to use it!!!! You have two weeks to get it right.
Slim is off ice and Ferral Flaps is on for some obscure reason.
ON ON to food at the Red Fox
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