KOH SAMUI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run Number 382 - 24th April 2010
HARE : BAGPIPES AND BOGTROTTER
The beer truck arrived in plenty of time, impressing one and all. Just past the Toyota garage or just before it, depending which way you came.
Easily seen from the road and plenty of parking, no bloody shade but there you go.
Something has happened this week only 26 hashers turned up. Is this because the skies in Europe are open again that they all decided to go and look!!!
Everyone set off in the same direction and would return in an hour walkers and runners arriving within ten minutes, or so, of each other.
GM opens the circle
Hash shit and hares in the circle. After a totally unbiased introduction by the GM on his opinion of the run everyone is asked to vote.
One member thought it was a shit run, who could that have been??
Otherwise unanimous, not only good a run but a bloody fantastic run!!! Totally unbiased reporting from the scribe!!
Two Thai and one Scottish virgin this week, introduced by some of our more dedicated Hashers going out on recruiting drives or something like that.
Welcome hope you return on a regular basis.
Visitors are coming from all over the place; Barbados, Trinidad, Hanoi, Ho chi min. It is a bit strange that we recognise all the faces, must be double gangers!!
Returnees have been everywhere again including Gary Glitter who was off on the charity run. Well done lad.
More people are leaving us including No balls who is dragging Juicey Jaffas off to a retirement home for several months. This is for some R & R before he is able to set his next hash, hard work for someone his age!!
There is a bit of complaining about the choice of steward; Crive complained the All dick always picks on him, auw you poor wee soul!
Before All dick can say anything he has to celebrate his BIRTHDAY he is ?? happy birthday.
Alright, All dick tries not to disappoint and invites said Crive to sit on ice – where is the whistle?? How many times do you have to be told??
More SINNERS are called on, there are a couple of new hashers sneaking up on people, stealth running. Ferral flaps is in disguise, or is he trying to hide his black/blue/red eyes?? (Choose a colour, you are probably correct, whichever). He was of course short cutting but he took a short cut over concrete, what are the runners always moaning about??? No balls claims not to have seen a sign, liar liar pants on fire.
It is Jack Lemmon’s turn to haul a few in. These are the OOH LA LAAS, all of them are female??? Something about short cutting and not too sure about the other reason. Surely they were not all short cutting, but then again we have some excellent teachers on that score.
Two hashes ago a certain Red Mullet did not turn out for the run, it was his birthday and he thought we had forgotten, SURPRISE.
A yard of ale. He does this for Queen and God, what the hell they have to do with it is anyone’s guess. Anyway, task complete he needs to cool off and has a quick seat on the ice.
Habadash are not making many sales recently and we can see why, half of the runners are not wearing Koh Samui hash t-shirts, B-liar is not wearing a t-shirt at all, so he can go on ice, the rest of you reprobates can have a beer.
The GM notices a few MISCREANTS one of them being Strolling Bones who is throwing the Pisspots all over the place. Then we have Pissbowl who is just simply being too good. B-liar is still in his favourite place.
Announcements
Next week’s hash will be an athletes run set by and athlete, hmmmm???? Blue lugs!!!!
1st May Betty Boob and Scouse Bastard are celebrating three life sentences or 45 years of not killing each other, they are putting on some grub at the Red Fox.
Tonight food at the Red Fox
We tried to leave B-liar on ice but he realised we were leaving and got up, spoil sport.
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