Next Run; No. 297 - 10th May 2008
Hare; Red Mullet ...... Location - Ban Tai
Hot Off the Press ........... Run Directions
Here are the run directions for the next KSH3 run 10th May: Location, Ban Tai on the North Shore. An A-A run with no concrete, lots of coconut trees, sand, streams and a few buffalo. Hare Red Mullet 089 473 1783 Directions: From Chawaeng; through Maenam, past petrol station on left, keep going about 1km further and turn left on first concrete road past petrol station at HHH sign (next to new Honda M/C shop). Continue up concrete road for about 800m and turn left onto dirt road at HHH sign- laager site is about 500m on right. From Nathon: over big hill, past Santi Thani and coconut land and House offices, past Benjawadee (on right) and 300m on right is honda M/C shop; turn right at HHH sign and follow directions above.
See you all On On
A NEW YEAR - A NEW MISMANAGEMENT TEAM
Yes, Run#291 on 16th February was our AGPU and the new Mismanagement Team was duly voted in (errrr ... don't you mean - Conscripted!!!) So may we present;
Your New (Regimental) GM - Crive
Your New AGM - Dipstick
Your New / Old A-AGM / On Sex - The Mullah
Your New / Old A-AGM / Jokester - Blue Lugs
Your (Very) Old Hash Piss - Corkscrew
Your Learned Religious Adviser - Red Mullet
Your Beauty behind the Lens - Hash Flash - Debbie Does It Up
Same Old Same Old
Habberdash Habberdash - Wibbly Wobbly & Dipstick
The (Dyed) Hare Line (aka Trail Hamster) - Piss Bowl
Hash Arsonist - Red Snapper
Web Minister - Camel Vagina (Stay Tuned for a 'Rogues Gallery - Coming Soon!!!)
See the Mismanagement Page for more details and grisly pics.
The Coloured Hare Line (courtesy of Piss Bowl) has been duly updated Click Here to see if you're on it!
SPEAKING OF DATES.... BIG KSH3 RUNS coming up;
HOT OFF THE PRESS;
20th/21st June - THE BIG 300 Friday Night 20th June sees a Classic Night Run; 300A - Part 1 of this Mega KSH3 Weekend. The Hare will be Red Mullet, and he is already on a strict diet of Carrot-Flavoured Fish Food. For those mere mortals amongst us - BRING A TORCH (or Flash Light for you Seppos!) The Location will be somewhere on the North Shore and might involve Bars of ILL-REPUTE. RM (with a little assistance from the GM) is already carrying out the necessary Reccying of these establishments to see if they are able to make the grade! Saturday the 21st will see Piss Bowl
laying a Mega-Run in Lamai Gulch to be folllowed by much Piss Drinking and a Mouth Watering BBQ at the Led Fok Pubic House, Lamai Bitch, courtesy of Blue Lugs. Cost for the Whole Shebang; a measly THB 600 - which gets you; 2 Fantastic Trails, a stunning KSH3 Polo Shirt, as much Free Piss as you can drink at the Circle and a Mega-BBQ at the On On On. So ROLL UP, ROLL UP and get Registered Early (to book the Shirt Size of your Choice) - YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!! Just CLICK HERE To Register.
Khanom Occasional H3 (KOH3) announce their First Anniversary Run - Sometime this YEAR!!! Nai Phlao Beach, Khanom. Further details SOON (once Porpoise Prick gets his act together)!!
**NOTE - ALL RUNS WILL NOW START FROM 'A' SITE AT 4.00 PROMPT**
No more feeble excuses from the Lamai Half Brainers about getting lost, couldn't see the HHH Signs, it was raining, I had to feed the Dog, had to iron my shirt ......
Any doubts or if you need further info call the following;
Crive (Clive) GM tel. 08-7892-2718
The Mullah (Joe) Joint AGM / Joint On Sex tel. 08-9816-7261
Piss Bowl (Adrian) Trailhamster tel. 08-5477-3058
Camel Vagina (Peter) Web Minster tel. 08-3280-6390
Transport to/from the run from the Red Fox, Lamai Bitch, meet 3.00 - call Blue Lugs 08-9908-5311
For transport from the North Shore (Bo Phut, Mae Nam, Bang Rak) Please call (well in advance) Red Mullet 08-9473-1783, or Corkscrew 08-1797-5262 TO BOOK A LIFT TO RUN SITE.
Hey, I'm a visitor - how do I get to the Run??
Click on the following link TAKE ME TO THE HASH!!!!! to find out where we meet and get a free ride to the run site.
CHRISTMAS RUN SPECTACULAR! Piss Bowl deservedly inherited the Toilet Seat following some simplistic errors and a large dose of 'Trying to be Too Clever!!!' But the KSH3 Christmas Run turned into a spectacle not to be missed.
Congrats go out to Piss Bowl's Better Half - Teresa, who sportingly accepted the new Hash Name 'DODO'
Whilst Camel received a severe reprimand for being a Complete Arse-Hole .... as usual! He is now banned from looking at Camel's Toes for a whole month!
Thanks go out to Santa and his Big Helper 'Blue Lugs' for some Tasty Tucker
Not to mention the Christmas Angels - Red Snapper & Camel's Hump for their usual Arson-Skills!
The Christmas T-shirt (and the Beer!) was well received
And thanks to our new Hash-Flash - 'Debbie Does It Good' for some splendid work behind the lens
INTERNATIONAL DATES FOR YOUR DIARY
For the Well-Heeled and Globally Challenged our friends down at Sungai Petani in Malaysia have sent us a Calendar of upcoming Malaysian & International H3 Events. Click here to Check out the List.
BLUE LUGSTURNS BI-SEXUAL Let's ALL raise a Glass and Toast 'Blue Lugs' - aka Alan Johnston, aka The Carlisle Kid, on this momentous occasion as he goes BI-SEXUAL!!!!! Yes, Big Congratualtions BLUE LUGS - Well Done!!!
Editor's Note; what do you mean Bi-Sexual - it should read BI-CENTENNIAL!!! Oooops - there appears to be a typing error, the previous paragraph should read;
Let's ALL raise a Glass and Toast 'Blue Lugs' - aka Alan Johnston, aka The Carlisle Kid, on this momentous occasion as he goes BI-CENTENNIAL!!!!! Yes, Big Congratualtions to BLUE LUGS - Run No. 282 saw the momentous achievement of BLUE LUGS being the first Koh Samui Hasher to reach RUN NO. 200 on the KSH3. When you consider all the CHANG-PAIN this man has put himself through you would have to admit, that is one hell of an achievement - Well Done BLUE LUGS!!!
NEW TRAIL-HAMSTER APPOINTED Hey, we got a new Trail Hamster ... err Master. Please welcome on board (fanfare & trumpets ......) Piss Bowl (aka Adrian).
THE RED FOX MOVES
Yes, Blue Lugs has again been gazumped and due to limited funds following his usual globe trekking and drinking he has been forced to again relocate The Led Fok Pubic House. The new location is roughly opposite the previous incarnation (aka Mosquito Breeding Centre), go 100 mtr from McDonalds towards Bauhaus, opposite side of road, turn into soi with Friendly supermarket on the corner, and head down to the old Lamai Night Market, next to Indian Restaurant - you can't miss it - just follow the Curry aroma! A new location map is under construction, but until then if you need assistance in finding the KSH3 Lamai Meeting Point, or Alcohol, just give Blue Lugs a call on 08-9908-5311. If he's sober he's sure to answer - or ring the bell!!
HEALTH WARNING:
Hashing will most likely offend you and will
definitely affect your health; you may die while on a hash or as a
result of associating with Hashers, or just by crossing the road in Chaweng. The KSH3 accepts no responsibility for any accident, injury or death to you or anyone else. You have been warned.
For more information or enquiries about the KSH3 contact the On-Sex by e-mail; Camel or The Mullah
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